I'm an idiot

>>18721217
Put it in a bucket of rice.

>>18721220
Open or closed?

>>18721217

put a donk on it

old british trick

>>18721229
Fuck this I'll just call tech support

Bowl of rice into the fridge, wait 48hrs....

Best option you have.

you broke it

The water on the outside is not a problem. The towel did nothing for you. The water on the inside is your problem. Trying to turn it on may well have broken it.
If you want to waste time dicking around with it, remove all screws and open the covers. Once you see the insides of the main board, all mass memory is detached, the display panel is removed from its case, now put it in some air conditioned, well ventilated space for about a week. Once it has dried on the inside, reassemble it and try again to turn it on.

Hi my name is anon with Apple support can I get your imei number.

>>18721227
Open, chinks can't open buckets well due to their limited vision

>>18721266
Thank you for an actual response anon. I'll look around for a screwdriver.
I made an appointment with an Apple Store to see if there's any options.

Definitely taking your advice.

>>18721341
They don't cover water damage even if you have apple care they'll just turn you away.

>>18721350
What the fuck, seriously?