Why Am I capable of breathing differently?

stupid breathposter

>>18711242
you're thinking of breathing too much, nobody stops breathing from not thinking of it.

This is a dumb question OP so I will ask a better breath related one.

I hate the sound of breathing. I hate it so much that I even breath extremely shallowly so I cant hear my own breath. I also have very good hearing and can pick out someone breathing from a different room if there is no background noise. How am I supposed to share a bed with someone like this? I want to get married and have kids but the idea of being in a bed with a breather night after night makes me want to die.