Losing my virginity to a prostitute

>>18707954
You're going to get raped by a fat man with cheeto stains covering his mouth chest and forearms.

and then he's going to find your gun and shoot you with it

if you just got 18 whats the rush?

you got all the time in the world to do it the normal way

>>18708922
>all the time in the world
let's not get all hyperbolic bud

Whoa at least wait until you are 21 or 22. You are too young, I strongly advise against you doing that.

t. guy who lost his virginity to a whore when he was 22

>>18707954
Dont you have rating sites for prostitutes? Here in germany we have amazon for whores where you can find prostis doing the crazy shit you want, rate them and get in contact with them - 100% legally.

And sex is soo much better than raping your hand.

>>18707954
Canada .. and your brother lends you his gun .. best plan ever

>>18707954
How much is she?

lol

http://ottawa.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/comeandget-your-piece-of-cake-jordan-horny/67472963

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>>18707954
>Not being British
>Not getting shagged at 16
Are you school-leaved, mentally handicapped, or both?

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>>18708946
Not sure brother said to be prepared for 200/hr.

>>18708972

I was a fat wizard last year but
i losy weight and got fit over the summer. Everyone notices now i do really well with girls and txt them and talk no problem.but I havent got laid yet and I would rather just get it over with tbqh.

>>18708931
Why do you suggest this? Do you think I still have time to do it naturally in my last year of highschool? Im not autistic or anything its just I used to be fat so girls ignored me but now Im fit and I try to implement redpill strategy. I feel like if I wasnt a virging I wouldnt be nervous around real women.

>>18707954
>>18708965
OP you live in Ottawa? where at? if you're cute i'll come have sex with you for free

>>18709055
Lol timestamp or gtfo.

>>18709055
Yeah I'm in ott

>>18709055
Even though this is obviously bait, why does this never happen to me? ;_;
>tfw Europe and all the slutty gt femanons are on the other side of the ocean.

>>18709065
where at?

>>18709066
what makes you think i'm a girl

>>18709074
Miss me with that gay shit boi. Downtown in china town (im white tho)

Meet up with her, bang her, shoot her with your bros gun, rob her corpse and blame it on the neighbors dog .... if she has a pimp shoot him too also blame on dog

>>18709081
>Miss me with that gay shit boi
i'm gonna come fuck you just because of that comment. lube up white boi.

>>18709087
Fuck off, id love to kill a fag like you. Take you out to the quarry in gatineau, shoot you and dump your body, fucking queer.

>>18709084
Op here, seems like the right thing to do

>>18709100
fight me then pwussy boi see how much shit you talk when i whoop your ass then fuck it

somerset & arthur tonight you pick the time fuckstick

>>18709031
>Do you think I still have time to do it naturally in my last year of highschool?
Holy shit

>I try to implement redpill strategy
Holy Shit

>>18707954
>ill have just enough cash
>>18708996
>Not sure brother said to be prepared for 200/hr.

HOLY SHIT

You're beyond hope, OP. Not even a prostitute can save you at this point.

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>>18709120
11 oclock pufftart see you there

>>18709139
Why mang?

>>18709139
Pls explain

>>18709142
sounds good fuckboi and don't bring your gat you pussy

>>18707954
She look hot as fuck, any more pics?

>>18709103
Of course it's the right thing to do. I've been murdering hookers and blaming it on random neighborhood pets for eons. The trick is getting the deceased DNA on the dog

>>18709153
Link in comments to her backpage ad

>>18709062
>>18709065
>>18709066
Was gonna say for all you know it's a dude...
>>18709074
And yep. That's cool, at least someone's getting laid.

>>18707954
that's not actually her OP, don't be an idiot

https://www.google.ca/search?q=aubreemartin&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiJibXi25bWAhULyoMKHdzdCcgQ_AUICygC&biw=1288&bih=677

>>18709165
BTFO
T
F
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You got your ass saved OP

>>18709165
Thanks boyo

>>18709031
Because it will probably be better for your mind in the long run if you do it with a girl you like. In the next years it's likely that you will meet a lot of people and that you might get close to some of them. I'm not saying for you to wait forever, just for you to wait at least 3 more years.

And cut that "redpill strategy" thing, you have been fed propaganda and bought into it. Relationships are not a war and women are not out to get you. Just try to think of other people as the same breathing sack of shit as you and make an effort to talk to them for the next three years and see how it goes.

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>>18707954
>I told her I'm a virgin.

NEVER EVER TELL HER (prostitute or regular woman) THAT YOU'RE A VIRGIN.

A prostitute will take advantage of you and your money, if she knows you're a virgin.

And most (not all) regular women will get turned off, if they find out you're a virgin.

t.l d.r: Never tell anybody about being a virgin, it really is none of their business and most will get turned off.

Source: This happened to quite a few of my friends

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>>18709147

pls dont actually go this loser seems mentally unstable

>>18707954
Do it.
Sex is nothing special.
Hollywood movies lead you to think it should be memorable.
Get it out of the way.
I would suggest not telling the girl you're a virgin.
It's business, you're not trying to create a relationship with this person.
I say change location, forget the gun and ask up front how much you should bring for experience.

>>18709392
I heard escorts made more efforts to be "memorable" if you told them you're a virgin though

>>18709400
You heard wrong.
Ask for the girlfriend experience if you want it to be good.
You gotta pay more for that though.
If the girl actually likes you, she might be persuaded to do other things though.

>>18709407
>other things
Like?

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>>18707954
Is this your brother?

>>18709408
That's something you need to discuss with her beforehand.
Or, if she's into it, feel it out and see what you can get away with.
She's a businesswoman, but still a woman, so see what you can get away with without paying.

However, it's a good idea to chat with them before the act, and try to get a feel for where they stand. Don't take too long, because they charge you by the hour.

>>18709418
I just want to fuck tb.h

>>18709423
Be sure to let her know that

Also, the girl in the picture may not be her, so ask to see some more pictures for authentication before you go.

>>18709174
deadass if you're looking for hookers on backpage use GIS on the pics and check out sites like terb or you're gonna be disappointed