Why do you wake up in the morning?

My dog wakes me up whether I like it or not

>>18702826

Because it's goddamn fun.

>>18702826
Because my consciousness turned on.
Because there was nothing to stop me from not waking up.
Because alarm clock rang.
Because chemicals in my brain triggered state of alertness in me.
Because I have a habit of waking up at that time.

If you arent satisfied with these answers maybe you should be more specific with your question.

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There are men I have to defeat and women that I have to fuck.

Life is a sport. The greatest one there is.

>>18702837

You need to be 18+ to post here.

>>18702839
Anon is right. You have to go outside more.

>>18702826
Because I've had enough sleep or my alarm goes off.

>>18702826
Because I want to cook breakfast for my boyfriend, and make him wake up with a smile on his face.

>>18702846
Go back to the kitchen.
Your place is nowhere near computers.

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>>18702839
t. beta-cuck or woman

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>>18702846
d'aww

i was rather asking about your deeper motivation, less about alarms going off or chemicals in your brain.

>>18702850
I'm sitting in the kitchen, sweetie. Don't worry.

>>18702852
<3

>>18702854
Well you should've fucking said that instead of "what actually makes you wake up" fucking faggot.

>>18702854

I did reply seriusly, though. Sleeping you can't have fun. You can't enjoy anything, be it a good meal or have a laugh about something funny. You need to get up everyday to do that.

>>18702860
faggot yourself my question is self explanatory. Noone asks about if you set an alarm. If you respond in such manner youre either a retard or think youre funny.

>>18702854
We know what you meant

>>18702826
Because wasted opportunity is a measurement of failure. I take every opportunity to be productive in some what.

Most of the time that opportunity is masturbating. Don't judge me.

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>>18702846
Jesus christ he sounds lucky.

>tfw no qt gf to make food for me
:(

Is there anything hotter than a chick who knows how to cook?

>>18702826
I don't wake up in the morning, I wake up at midday because I need to go to work

Because even though I struggle with intermittent depression, life is an adventure and every day could be my last. So I'd better get to it before I'm stuck in a nursing home with someone wiping my ass for me and no thrills besides TV.

Because I can not give up hope.

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>>18702826
To fap.
To play vidya.
To watch anime.
To stuff myself with junk food.
I honestly wish I wouldn't wake up anymore.

Because one day I'll be the greatest creative director.

I have a decent job that in the next couple years could get promoted and make bank loot since my boss is retiring.

I think I have a good shot of making something of myself.

I have a slight hope of finding a decent girl who has a career and wants to enjoy life with me child free. This one probably won't happen lol.

I beat nameless king today, pretty worth waking up

>>18702966
gg dude, that fucker took me like 18 tries