How do I stop being useless?

>>18702793
Get off 4chan and go do it you twat. It's not that hard, just pay attention to what you're doing and whenever you catch yourself heading to 4chan or other time-wasting sites, just stop and give yourself something productive to do.

>>18702793

Find a reason to do something useful. By the way, you won't find that reason online. You need to get of your ass and start doing shit.

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>>18702793
>How do I start doing things instead of shitposting the whole day?
You can't. You're here forever, you fucking pleb. Didn't you read the sign on the way in? Did you think it was some kind of fucking joke?

>>18702793
Stop being a piece of shit who needs everything handed to him and learn to be independent

>>18702793
I've been there myself. Here's my two cents.
The first time I put in actual work had these three conditions fulfilled:
a. I am working on something that personally fascinates me,
b. I have the opportunity of becoming the sole authority on a field by virtue of it having no relevant authors still alive, and
c. I put a fixed schedule up and made sure I'd have a disadvantage (made a family member sign a contract to spend money from my bank account -- pre-authorized -- iff I break my schedule, donating it to a charity I loathe).
Shit's pretty great.

You do not have to do anything, if you do not want to. Get a job, get paid and be free.