How do I get girls like these, /adv/?

Go to graveyard
Chat with one

>>18699736
Are you Chad?
Then you don't.
What, you thought 'emo' girls don't lust after Chad's dick?
Oh, how naive you are little anon!

>>18699789
That's not emo, it is goth.
L2subcultures

Go to metal and punk shows. Get involved in the subculture

We all gonna get big tiddy goth girlfriends

If you are not into her kind of music, don't even try.
These girls usually like tattoos and shared interests.

>>18699789
By your logic only Chads ever get girls?

Meet 20 a day for a year.

>>18699760
This.
Although the ones at graveyards are usually underage and you'll need to groom them for a few years before dipping your wick.

>>18699736
By having shit taste

>>18699736

Meet them, flirt, and if they are interested you'll start dating. That look is easy to find in roleplaying groups, industrial or punk clubs, and that kind of shit.

Basically, go out more.

>>18699736
Become a supervillain. Evil goth floozies tend to fall in that line of work.

>>18699802

But I want a delicious small tittied goth cutie. Liz Vicious type.

>>18699826
Pretty much.
Explains why 80% of women sleep only with the top 10% of men.

>>18699917

That's not how it works lmfao

>But muh studies based of dating websites

>>18699917
Wasn't it 20% yesterday?

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>>18699931
Found the roastie.

>>18699789
But aren't goth women supposed to be outcasts?

>>18699946
Yes, but they're still women.
All women are trash that only care for Chad's dick, that's a proven fact.

>>18699952
They're not into regular Chad, though. Only Chad the Impaler or Chadracula will work. The tall turbogoth with the strongest headbang and the ribs that show the most.

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>>18699970
>Chad the Impaler
>Chadracula

>>18699980
now all we need is an image

>>18699970
I can headbang, can I join in anon?

>>18699952
>t. incel

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>>18700013

>>18699946
No anon. All the pretty ones are still lusting for Chad and due to them beeing a minority in a minority they get all the cock they want.

t. pretty ex-goth

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>>18700013
As a Romanian I made you this.

>>18699736
Loiter around your local Hot Topic

>>18699736
I'm a male and I was gothic when I was younger, now I'm always dressed only in black, and my girlfriend is a goth, I met her when I was in psychiatric clinic, I'd seen a lot of them with depression and anorexia.

>>18700119
moobs or gtfo incel

there must be a moon outside or something

>>18699736

Goth guy here. Do not bother. Unless you're a goth guy, they're probably not interested. Even then, they're very, very leftist. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but when they tell you gender doesn't exist, you will tear your hair out. They're very sensitive and will get offended at damn near anything. It's seriously not worth it. You're not dating Vampira or Morticia Addams, you're dating a fat far leftist in the pale, slim body of a gothic woman.

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>>18700140
>OUCH!

>>18700864
>when they tell you gender doesn't exist
I love when they do this. Watching their minds implode when I pretend to be offended and say they're being transphobic is such fun.

>>18700864
>TFW no edgy nazi goth gf to listen to industrial and NSBM with.
fug

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>>18700864
>leftists
Do you know what the Wave Gothik Treffen (WGT) in Lepizig, Germany is? It's the biggest Goth meeting on this planet and it get shit averytime because most of this people are as right wing as you get. I'm the goth gril from above and I'm an etno-nationalists which only half ironically wants to gas most people. Believe me. Most goths are eithe rnon-political or tend to vote right.

You do not get them. They get you.

>>18702042
With subtitles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrzSICfeXlI

>>18702042
>WGT
thank you for giving me a purpose in life.

>>18702574
You're welcome, anon. Come and celebrate with us every year on may.

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>>18702042
>tfw nonwhite
It was fun fantasizing while it lasted.

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>>18702769
Well, you can larp like all the other non-whites but as long as you leave and don't apply for asylum after the party you can at least enjoy the view.

>>18699736
Goths ceased to exist in the early 10s

Also you need to look extemely concrete to appeal to that whores and most of them go black because they are crazy bitches full of issues, its never worth it

>>18702944
It's not dead, it's just not oon vogue anymore. But you're right about the mental thing. There is a reason why you dwell into a subculture in love with post-mortem photography and other morbid shit.

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>>18699946

>>18700119
Nope. Current goth here, mainly attracted to guys in the subculture because we share similar worldviews.

>>18703093
Is Ville Valo the ultimate goth Chad?

>>18699789
But I am not a Chad and got a gf

Make dark wave music.

>>18699736
depends where you live and if you can mingle with people in theirs scene. sometimes they connect via the internet and move around a lot.

>>18699917

by your logic I'm a chad, when in reality I'm just a balding moron who's good at talking to women

>>18699736
Be into death, Satan, Nietzsche and shit like that....that's about it. The hard part is finding these kinds of girls.

>>18699736
>>18699802
>Get involved in the subculture

This.

Step one: go where those girls are and meet some.

>>18699736
I love edgy chicks.
Most of em are dorky and bordline on cringe.
But goofy girls are beautiful.

>>18702042
You all look stupid

t. Cool guy

>>18702879
>>18702042
Lurker here
Don't these girls clothes smell? I imagine they're near impossible to wash and I dont envisage them being regulars down at the drycleaners

>>18699736

What is the sex like?

>>18705691
It's the type of shit you pretty much only wear at that one event. It's not your regular usual white tee, yo.