I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET RIPPED AND

>>18699385
Get a bicep and trap pump, ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.

>>18699385
SS+gomad

Rip a fart and ask her if she would like a Dutch oven

>>18699387
u mean GOMAH

>>18699387
Gallon of milk all day? How does the a mean every? It's been bugging me for a while

>>18699390
Gallon of milk a day

>>18699390
t. ESL

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I SAID I WAS INTERESTED IN LIFTING WEIGHS AND SHE WANTS TO SEE MY BICEP AND SIXPACK BUT I DID STARTING STRENGTH HELPPPPOPPPPPPPPPPPP

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>>18699393
ya dun did it now boy

Sit ups and press ups in a cold shower

>>18699386
>ask her questions about herself and her hobbies.
you're a great friend anon!

>>18699389
>not drinking a gallon of milk a minute
not gonna make it

How big is your dick? tell her if it's 7"+

>>18699385
Go on KETOOOO

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OP here.

I got stood up.

>>18699400
Sorry for you bro. Go get yourself some sips and lift the sadness away.

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>>18699400

>>18699400
bitches and whores

>>18699400
pfftthahaha

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>>18699400
is ok bb, happens to everyone

>>18699400
What happened specifically?

>>18699385
here u go https://hiotuxliwisbp6mi.onion.link/%5BLyle_McDonald%5D_The_Rapid_Fat_Loss_Handbook_A_Sci(BookFi.org).pdf

>>18699400
I don't get it, didn't you drink a gallon of milk in a minute?

>>18699406
i arrived then sent her a message asking where shewas and she was like "i can't make it"

>>18699400
that's what happens when you ask people on a date at 8 30 in the morning

>>18699400
Top kek
Reckon she saw you and left before you saw her?

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>>18699400

>>18699393
Bail.

>>18699400

I was going to suggest you fingerblast her asshole, but now you can just fingerblast your own asshole!

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>>18699400
breh, at least the bros on the 'ch0n are here for ya lad

>>18699415
thanks pickle guy

>>18699393
just show her your FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH and HIP DRIVE

>>18699409
Did you not think to text her before you left to check if she was still on for it?

>>18699418
i thought that would look beta ;_;

>>18699419
Please b troll

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>>18699385
I HAVE A DATE WITH A GIRL IN 4 HOURS HOW DO I GET PUMPED AND VASCULAR TO SHOW MY GAINS?

>>18699420
unironically not trolling

>>18699400
This happened to me once too. e-hug.
Yeah it sucks.
Don't worry too much about it, I hope you have an awesome rest of the day.

>>18699385
>DATE
Dating is outdated.

>>18699400
Send dick pic so you show her what she's missed.

>>18699419
xD

If you're being serious about this thread op, I'm just saying, good luck lmao

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P90X for 3 hours 45 mins. Yeah don't be a bitch. Then whack off then go out and fuck her

>>18699400
It's happened to me too bro. Some people are trash. Fucking disrespectful