Get me fired

For amazon?
Show up late 3 times, automatic termination.

Or just never hit your numbers, what was it, 100 per hour? Do like 30.

just turn in the 2 weeks

Steal information

>>18694581
Seize the means of distribution

Just quit retard

>>18694581
Just imply that men and women aren't equal.
Not even edgy stuff like "women are only good for making babies and sandwiches," I mean like the stuff that got the poor Jewgle guy fired.

Be careful about performance-based firings--that will hurt your employability elsewhere.

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Maybe just don't show up?

Tell them "I quit" and mean it.

>>18694581
Amazon? I hear that place has some of the highest turnovers around, sounds like you barely have to even try to get let go

>>18694623
Literally this
Moved suddenly and didn't have the supervisors number, got an automatic termination letter to my email like 2 weeks later.

Either show up late three times, or literally don't show up and rack up points and they'll send you a prewritten termination lettet