how to not come off as a pump and dump

Don't worry, your blown out roastie will tell the whole story.

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>>18681750
>looking for serious relationship
>tinder
Pick one.
Don't bring up the body count and if he brings it up, do what all girls do, lie.

>>18681754
>blown out roastie

so girls can fuck the same guy 200+ times and not be a roastie but if they have sex with 8 guys 8 times they have a blown out roastie despite having less sex and no stds?

makes sense

>>18681761
i'm not looking for a serious relationship in particular i just happened to find a great guy who was and i don't want to let it go

also i don't want to lie because if the relationship progresses i don't want to feel bad constantly about lying

>>18681764
Correct.

>>18681764
You are on 4chan.
/r9k/ is present on every board.

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>>18681767
If you don't want to lie then tell him you've slept with 8 other guys in the past. Good luck!

>>18681767
Is he asking you how many guys you have fucked in the past?
If not, then why tell him.

>>18681750
Just tell him. You need to be forthcoming about these things in serious relationships. It will narrow your options, but will filter out bad matches rather than good ones so it's actually advantageous. Moreover, the guilt of lying will probably catch up to you, and you'll confess, and he'll be hurt, and it'll damage your relationship.

t. 19 yr old, formerly depressed virgin femanon with 138 IQ

Good luck, out there.

>>18681799
Where did you take your iq test?

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>>18681750
>iq above 120
>toastie
pick one

>>18681802
Free-iqtests.org
I initially got 118 so i cried but my mommy said the test was wrong and it was 138 so I know im just like Einstein who had 140

>>18681802
School at 8, and again at 12 at a psych hospital, which I also posted about over here >>/mu/74914133

>>18681805
lmao nice try but I'm the real deal

>>18681812
I've never cross-referenced before. Let's see if this works. >>>/mu/74914133

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>>18681812
Oh yeah you're the real deal allright
All bow to the real deal

>>18681813
138iq and you end up in the psych ward? Explain yourself.

>>18681824
Yes do give the roast the attention she requested and an excuse to blogpost

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>>18681750
>>18681750
>basically i'm 19 and my body count is 8.
>body count is 8.
rostie u will never find a happy relationship
because u will never be satisfied with the men you meet

>>18681824
"Intelligence" does not preclude failure or mental illness.

don't bring up your history unless he asks and make sure he understands it affect the way you think about him and it should go both ways

or uhhhh, how dare you have sex you retarded roastie! i hate it when girls have sex grrrr!

>>18681841
No more like
How dare you swindle this poor guy into fucking your used up pussy for money, security, status or whatever the fuck you're fucking him for without even fucking telling him how used up it is
The guy is trading something for that meat bag, and he should know how much it's been used up, like when you buy grade A or B used electronics, it differs. Hiding it is dishonest and disgusting

>>18681853
It really disgusts me when these sluts attempt to settle down and begin a monogamist relationship with such a high body count at such a young age. When you're nearing the double digits as you enter adulthood, you have essentially chosen your path in life. And that path is spending your free time at bars cruising for dicks. That is the function of a whore. To pleasure any and every man that wants her. And frankly it is offensive when they refuse to serve their function as a cum dumpster in favor of sucking up the life force of an innocent man. I hope this guy gets a prenup if he ever decides to marry this used up dumpster whore. Good god, imagine the mileage her pussy will accumulate in college.

>>18681905
She hasn't even been in college yet Jesus, bet she's gonna leave for a while to live the college experience and then try to come back to the guy after she's stretched that pussy even wider
Because who else but a poor desperate cuck would want a stretched whores roast beef

>>18681912
I can picture those flaps hanging to her knees by age 22. She will need pussy surgery, no doubt. I wonder if she even swallows.

>>18681832
I asked that you explain HOW you ended up in the psych ward.

For what's it's worth OP, that number isn't high at all. There are many, many, many quality dudes who do not give a fuck.

4chan won't have you believe that, but why are you looking to 4chan for advice on people of quality?

>>18681750
If you are looking for a serious relationship you aren't going to find it on a fuck app like Tinder which tell me OP is not sincere. She's still looking to hook up and the guys on Tinder know this so her number of partners is irrelevant.

>>18681933
First time was running away from school because I was being a spiteful little shit and also I was depressed. Second time was depression and anxiety. Basically forced in by my psychiatric team. Generic white girl shit, really.

>>18681764

>so girls can fuck the same guy 200+ times and not be a roastie but if they have sex with 8 guys 8 times they have a blown out roastie despite having less sex and no stds?

Yes. Guys are the same in other guys's views. The only reason you think it's unfair is because females find men that sleep around attractive.

>>18681963
Let me guess, daddy not around?

>>18681804
so i can't like sex and be smart at the same time?

>>18682006
Bingo. Given who he is, it's for the best.

>>18681750
I'm sorry your father didn't stick around to raise you, sweety.

>>18681830
i was so happy when i was dating my ex but he developed schizophrenia around the age of 18 and i had to leave him. quite sad really

>>18681912
what the fuck. this is my second year as a pre biomed student in college. i haven't had sex in a solid 6 months because i'm waiting for a monogamous relationship

>stretched out

nope that's not how it works but A for effort

>>18682017
my dad is great. been here my whole life still married to my mom

>>18681905
not a lot of mileage at all, being that i'm year 2 into college.

why would you assume i would suck a guy dry after settling down?

i don't want kids, and i'm a fucking biomed major they make a shit ton of money. Hell im pretty sure i'll be pulling all the weight in any relationship I have because that's how it's always been when i'm in long term relationships. if anything, it's always the guy that bleeds me dry

>>18681750
R O A S T I E

>>18682040
B E T A

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>>18682039

>>18682093
Those girls are so fucking their dogs.

>>18682043
>>18682043
I literally beat women like OP LOL

>>18682104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sIc6CyCl8

Sorry but with that body count it's hard to not see it that way. Or at least, see you as loose

>>18682009
You can't like sex, be smart and not think about how all that sex shapes the opinions of those around you.

You're an idiot.

Everyone in this thread is a fucking idiot.

Who fucking cares how many people you've had sex with? You're fucking 19 op. You didn't make " bad" decisions. Most guys just want to get laid. That's the honest truth. Love and relationship shit only happens if IT HAPPENS. If you go off chasing love all you're going to find is shitty people.

No everyone wants to settle. Life is all about the temporary and whether you're in a 5 year relationship or 20 year marriage once it ends, it ends. Move on. Fuck the next person. The concept of "body count" is immature and childish

>>18681750
dont ask, dont tell
best policy when it comes to the body count

>>18682299
>t. I've fucked 40 people why can't i find someone to settle down with

>>18681764

Yes you idiot is because the different guys have different dick sizes. Your iq doesn't matter a roastie is a roastie and you are definitely one. You can change but once you've fucked 8 guys at your age it is extremely unlikely. Stop having sex at all and don't do it again unless you have been dating the guy for 2 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um3EmS9DKsI

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>>18682019
>he got sick and I left him
>but I am a good girl I swear

>>18682316
You've taken different sized shits every day of your life yet your asshole hasn't loosened has it? Or maybe all the shit's spewing out your mouth instead

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>>18682344
Keep it up, faggot.

>>18682331
t. someone who has never attempted to make things work with a legitimately unstable person
shit is awful m8. nothing at all like the romanticized image in your mind

>>18682361
Taking a shit is a far cry different from getting fucked in the ass
Nice try virgin

>>18682316
>WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCK ME, I'M SUCH A NICE GUY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>18681750
Okay, how about this.... Don't fucking discuss the number of people either of you have fucked until you are comfortable enough in the relationship that it shouldn't matter.

>>18682110
You can't beat women if you're too scared to be around them, faggot.

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>>18682524
No shit faggot, that's y u shouldn't allow other anons to fuck you in the ass. Faggot.

>>18681750
If you have to try that hard to not seem like one guess what...

>>18681750
>19
>fucked 8 people
>calls it body count

you're not even a pump-and-dump in my book. you should work on improving yourself over more than the prospect of getting better cock.

>>18681750
>19
>serious relationships

Haha.

>>18682263
i know they shape the opinions of others, it was more just me consciously not giving a fuck for a brief moment in time

>>18682331
i tried so fucking hard to make it work. he refused meds and treated me like shit for a year so i had to leave

>>18682331
>I think I'm an edgy little fuck, but I do this because I lack life experience and have nothing of value to contribute to a real conversation

>>18682306
That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard. The amount of people you have sex with is fucking inconsequential

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Looking forward to another 300 post bait thread guys. Keep up the good work.

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>>18682791
Suuuuuuuure

>>18682791
>The amount of people you have sex with is fucking inconsequential
It really isn't. Can someone post the mathematical equation of how many miles of dicks some guy's girlfriend took in college?

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>>18682791
Dumb roastie

>>18681750
>i'm studying in a super difficult area, IQ 132 so im not an idiot
And yet, grammatically speaking, you fail to capitalise the letter "i" multiple times over...

>>18682791
It's part of your past, which like everything, shows the quality of your judgement and your character. You've already said you're not looking for something serious, and you're tempted to lie about your body count. Fuck the guy if you're going to fuck him, but he deserves better.

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>>18682316
>and don't do it again unless you have been dating the guy for 2 years.
Kek.

Not a woman or a Chad, but fuck that's funny... Who in their right bloody mind is going to be in an adult relationship for a year and 11 months and be like "No! We can't have sex yet, it still hasn't been two years!"...

>>18683271
>It's part of your past

Hurr durr every mistake I've made defines my present self. You know shit all about life little boi. The more experiences you have the more you understand shit. If you've never failed you never succeeded

Ps I'm a fucking guy who has had sex with 20 and counting women. I'm living life and any girl who's down to fuck is just another girl I'm fucking and another girl you're not fucking.

Get fucking rekt scrub you know nothing