How?
>>18681205
Get in, lather up, rinse off, get out. Takes less than 10 minutes if you really wanted to be quick about it.
>Actually focus on washing myself instead of enjoying the warm water and playing with my dick
Done in 4-5 mins.
>>18681210
No no no, it is hard to get into the shower, you need to take clothes off, suffer some cold air, then different water temperatures... This is too much, I earn a reward for going into the shower, and this is 35-40 minutes of warm water. Otherwise I will not even step into the shower, its easier to use deo and dry shampoo.
People who take long hot showers crave human contact. Try getting a non-sexua massage.
>>18681205
Walk in smear soap wash it off again leave.
>>18681205
Brah, i can do everything in 2mins with 30sec to spare. Wash once all over body, Use shampoo, wash again - done with 30 sec to spare.
>>18681205
Hop in, get myself wet, scrub some shampoo on my head, wash off, done. Can take me anywhere from 5-6 minutes.
If I'm spacing out or adding more shit to my routine, I can easily pad it out to 20 minutes.
>>18681213
You're just dumb.
>turn shower on full hot as soon as you step in the bathroom
>as its warming up get towel ready/strip
>get in and adjust temperature accoordingly
>shampoo
>lather soap on body
>rinse off
Alternative
>repeat first three steps
>PTA; pits tits ass
>get out and dry off
I don't even shower everyday
I think the last time I took a shower was Wednesday
>>18681205
Perhaps it would help to understand the length of your showers if you walk us through the requirements of your shower routine.
>>18681205
I shower in under 10 mintues minutes. I'm a girl.
>Walk in the bathroom
>Turn on the water
>Get clothes off, get towels near the shower
>Get in the shower and adjust the heat
>Wash hair
>Wash face while water rinses off the shampoo
>Put hair conditioner on
>Wash body
>Wash pussy
>Rinse hair conditioner and body wash
>Get out
Then it takes me about 20 minutes to dry my hair, get dressed, do skincare and put mascara on.
I'm usually ready in 30 minutes.
If I don't have to wash my hair, I'm ready in like 20 minutes.
>>18681289
The soap routine is done in 5 minutes, the biggest problem is getting in and out
When you get in it is cold or too hot, when you get out its definitely too cold
So I tend to prolong those moments and end up showering once every 3 days for 45 mins
Just go to a spa, dude, like this it's just a terrible waste of water. Respect the planet.
>>18681304
I have precisely the same routine most days.
Epilation might take long beforehand, but that is more like a bi-weekly thing.
>>18681363
>Epilation might take long beforehand, but that is more like a bi-weekly thing.
Yes. I didn't count it because I do it outside of the shower, once a week in winter and twice a week in summer.
I have a "SPA" night when I get rid of body hair, do masks, put nail polish on and shit like that. That takes me like 1-2 hours.
>>18681305
>When you get in it is cold or too hot, when you get out its definitely too cold
>having a shit water heater
>not memorizing your water settings
>being too much of a bitch to rinse off in cold water and just get the job done
>>18681205
why do men ever take more than 10 min in the shower? it's not like they have long hair/ have to shave every square inch of their body
it takes me roughly 20 minutes to shave and do everything without dicking around
>wake up
>piss
>turn on shower
>go to bedroom
>take off clothes throw in dirty pile
>hop in shower
>shampoo, rinse
>body wash, rinse
>out
quick and ez. Then I just get halfway dressed, smoke a blunt, brush my teeth, and put on deodorant, and my t-shirt and I'm out the door.
>>18681684
What if they have long hair? What if they shave?
>>18681282
>not washing body with soap
Fucking disgusting
>>18681684
I like to sit in there and just think for a bit. It feels nice and is comfortable. My showers normally range from 15-20 minutes, but I can easily hop in and shower in under 5 if I slept in or need to be somewhere.
>>18681233
>take hour long hot showers every day
>friendless and alone