I think my mom thinks I'm gay. What do I do?

>>18663600
Eat her out on the spot. get hard while you do it so she knows you aint fucking around

>>18663600

Why do you think your mom thinks you are gay?
Why do you care if your mom thinks you are gay?

You could just pretend to be like super gay and watnot, then bring a girl home later and like suuuupraaaice!

Seriously though just be yourself.

>>18663611
>Why do you think your mom thinks you are gay?
When I sit down on my bed or chair I sit like a girl I think and she gives me weird looks
>Why do you care if your mom thinks you are gay?
Because I don't like being judged, especially by her
>You could just pretend to be like super gay and watnot, then bring a girl home later and like suuuupraaaice!
I don't know if that would work
>Seriously though just be yourself.
I am, and I think it's making it worse.

>>18663615

I mean you could "plant seeds" of straightness to get her to move away from the gay theory. Like let her accidentally discover a dirty magazine full of nude girls or "hide" porn on her computer.

hahahaha who cares nigga

>>18663600
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