How do I get a gf

The amount of times this thread is posted on here is comparable to how many times dick rate threads have been posted on /b/.
Mods almost need to make a sticky giving lifestyle advice to these fags so they dont shit up the board with these threads.

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>>18661526

>>18661531
That doesnt help

>>18661531
I just hide these threads and move on.

>>18661540
Nooo

Teach me

>>18661526
You have to bee urself my friend.

>>18661547
I am myself and I go out a lot and I'm a part of the improv club and running club but still no gf
I'm 21

>>18661551
I know, it's a joke. I'm surrounded by women everyday yet I'm 26 and I've never even kissed a girl.

>>18661533
>>18661546
Well first of all posting feel guy images on /adv/ is not something that attracts women. I bet you also go on /r9k/. Stop that shit. If you're dedicated to finding a woman start with self improvement. Every man has the potential to be assertive, confident, and strong, you just need to unlock your potential. Start visiting /fit/ for diet advice because I can guarantee your diet is shit just by the way you post. Start socializing with people to gain social skills. The best way to meet women is to meet them through mutual friends.
Also, learn to be funny because bitches love laughing.

>>18661556
Ty anon
I'm a very shy person (part of the reason I'm doing improv) so confidence is not something I currently have
But I'm willing to do anything

>>18661526
Why do you want a gf anon?

>>18661532
Weird. Oral sex on a woman back then was less supported than it is now.

>>18662607
Yep, and we are brewing super bacteria thanks to it, all kinds of oral sex do this, so, both parties are to blame.

Don't worry, we will probably don't see the fruits of it until 30-40 years.

>>18661526
There's no way. Enjoy your freedom. Real fagots have a gf so they can hide their queerness.

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by not being a sad sack
I usually find it easy to be cool and interesting around men but around women I instantly worry about doing something wrong and it fucks up my whole vibe. I'm getting better but I'm still just as lonely as I ever was, just better at pretending I'm not