I know this sounds weird, but hear me out, I'll keep it short.
I have a set of very crooked teeth. I plan on getting braces, and I'm saving up for them, but it will take me another year or so to get the money.
I recently started dating this girl, with perfect teeth. I know she used to wear braces, as she has pictures with them on her Facebook, but we never talked about it. Last night, she sent me a snap with her smiling, and showing her night retainers, even though her teeth are already perfect, and she's never worn the retainer while sleeping over.
How do I let her know, that I plan to get my teeth fixed? I don't want to make it sound weird, but I also want her to know, that I will get this fixed, in case she starts noticing how horrible they look.
Just say you're saving up to get some dental work done soon. It's pretty normal, plenty of adults who didn't have good dental care as a kid do it if they can afford it.
Just tell her you like her smile and want to get your shit fixed.
Stop being an autistic sperglord.