any french lawmen?

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> be me, live in france. Not a drug user, but lonely foreigner [CAN] blackout-drunk.
> find myself sitting by a bar, with a drink in my hand, besides a nasty arab 55something woman who chainsmokes and wears sunglasses at night.
> surrounded by two other arabs, they leave, cell phone disappears.
> ask woman where is cell phone. "no idea"
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> get this great idea that MDMA will cure my loneliness and make me drink less.
> get this great idea to ask her if she has any. go with her to ATM, give her 20€ for her, and 20€ to get me some MDMA. I say "don't steal from me, I'll fucking strangle you, I'll be back"
> go home to search for stolen cellphone, come back.
> ask for MDMA, she says her friend took the money.
> grab her by the neck. white knight makes approach.
> I walk away in rage.

4 days later. Call from woman. Tells me she understands, wants to meet. Turns out she lives next door.
> sob story, she needs cigarettes, especially with her neck pain.
"you are my friend, I forgive you, we had a good time, we'll go out for drinks again, same bar"
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I say "I can't show my face there"
she says "come on, no one saw, hahaha"
> I buy her two packs.
next day
> she calls me telling me she needs more cigarettes. say no.
> next day, she says she needs 12€, and she has witnesses. I tell her to fucking do what she has to do, but stop threatening me.
she says "even the bouncer remembers your face, they all want me to report it, you strangled me twice, gibmedat 12, friend, I'll pay you back"
> give her the 12€

how fucked am I, /adv/?
any help?