I need to hack a Fb account

>>18653564
No.

I believe the first step would be for you to jump off a bridge.

There's no reason to, she clearly had something to hide from you.

Just... leave, man.
I'm sorry you had to find out like that.

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>>18653564
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *inhales* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

You already don't trust her, and you're thinking about breaking the law because of it. the relationship is dead already. leave.

I'll post dialogue of this situation followed by inner thoughts ok?

>"Hey gf, can I see your chatlog with Chad?"
He doesn't trust me. Or: He's catching on to my cheating.
>"I want to see just to make sure"
He definitely doesn't trust me. Or: oh no he's catching on to my cheating

TL;DR you're fucked OP break up with her

This thread is retarded.

She's probably just a dirtbag whore. Find a new gal you cuck dirtbag

>>18653564

Why bother? He's sticking it to her, better than you, and you already know all this.

>>18653564
>Can someone teach me?
First you need to connect to his downstream intermatrix, reconfigurate the IFD protocol, insert a virus trojanware into his anus and then suck your own dick. From here his password will come to you in a dream, and then a unicorn will fuck you in the ass.
>you cannot "hack" a facebook account, you can only get the login details. If you don't have physical access to his computer you have very little chance of doing this

open command line
type "hack <name>'s facebook"
exclaim, "I'm in"

>>18653564
Slip him a keylogger, phish him or guess.