My friends are taking me to a club on friday so I can hopefully get laid, which would be nice if I wasn't such an introvert and socially awkward. What do I need to do to not be me? I don't like dancing and I plan to drink a bit to hopefully loosen up.
>>18651876
There's a reason why it's called a club sandwich.
>>18651876
Do say more
>>18651876
You're going to be sorely disappointed. Very very sorely disappointed. Best of luck to you, though.
First off, are you a man or woman?
I'm assuming a woman. No fucking guy is going to get laid with a random chick in the club unless your Casanova.
>>18651876
>dress up
>smell nice
>style hair
>have high expectations
>get nervous
>looking at every girl hoping they will approach you
>as each girl passes think, this can be the one
>start drinking
>work up courage to approach girl
>walk awkwardly up to hear
>mumble your interest to her
>she laughs
>you walk away
>time to go home
>depressed and frustrated
This is how most club experiences are for most. Unless, you're very good looking, tall, charming, interesting. Eventually you can land yourself a tuna.
>>18651902
I'm a guy, and it's not just about going to a club. I have trouble transitioning into having sex. I've never been able to do that.
>>18651915
You forgot all the drinks I might pay for, but I can see that happening
>>18651929
Go for the experience. Don't expect to get laid by some std ridden club skank though.
Save yourself for the right woman, don't be a dirtbag
>>18651942
Oh, I will. Itll be fun weather I get some or not