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Need to cum huge load for porno shoot, what do?

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>Be me
>Generic white guy
>Get role for porno film
>Told that I have to cum all over her breasts at the end
>Boss says if I don't cum enough he will find a replacement
>I'll send link to video once it's out in about a week, but I need to know how to maximize my sperm making in under a week.
2 rules to keep this from becoming a /b/ tier thread
1. No Sex Medicine.
2. Please don't shitpost.
I am open to questions.
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>>18651560
What's your definition of generic?
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>>18651560

don't fap from now on
eat healthily
stay hydrated
get your sleep
fap exactly once the day before the shot
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>>18651560
Zinc supplements. Incredibly cheap. Also onions. On day 3 of this you will cum buckets. On day 7 you will be a cum truck
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>>18651560
Get some fake cum and a catheter tube. Inject fake cum into your bladder. When it's time to unload, pee cum on titties.Make sure not to drink anything a few days before.
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>>18651599
This. So much this.


Also OP, masturbate once 4 or 5 days before the day.
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>>18651560

Take this and don't tell anyone I told you
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>>18651598
this

>>18651629
>>18651611
>>18651599
Is there any evidence at all that this stuff works?
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OP here
>>18651598
Wouldn't fapping a day before make me lose all my cum after a few days of nofap
>>18651599
>Nice dubs, I'll try taking some zinc sups, but what brand of zinc supplements would you recommend?
>>18651600
>Woah moar dubs, also I'm not doing that. You made me kek hard though
>>18651611
>Holy shit three dubs in a row *click* NOICE. Thanks for the advice btw :D
>>18651629
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>>18651560
What's the actresses name and what will the final scene/movie be called so we can download and fap to an anon fucking a porn star
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>>18651670
Yes. Tested by me personally. And many others. If you are interested in the science part, just google the benefits of zinc
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>>18651679
>http://www.livestrong.com/article/409076-which-form-of-zinc-is-best/
Also dont listen to the guy who says to wank 1 day before the porn recording. Do it 4-5. Ive went plenty of times to lab to get my sperm checked and they basically force you to wank 4 or 5 days before the important day. Best load comes out then.
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OP here (again)
>>18651697
Will post a image here is a preview
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>>18651779

Wait

So you should wank all 5 days before

Or not wank for five days?
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>>18651679

> loose all my cum?

You will still have plenty, and a whole day to regenerate.

It's to make sure you don't come in 10 seconds during the action

Then again, maybe you will do the money shot first and the rest afterwards, it's all edited anyways
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>>18651560

>I need to know how to maximize my sperm making in under a week.

Ahh shit, i have an old infographic for just this. I'm on a train atm; I'll try to find it for you when i get home.

The info may possibly be what has been mentioned in the thread already.
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>>18651789
Dont wank for 5 days. Fap once, then wait 5 days.


>>18651801
Dont do this. If you fap 1 day before you load will be weak
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Send link once done
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>>18651826

Here it is.

I'd recommend googling/confirming each suggestion just to make sure this isn't some troll designed to kill you or something (like that infographic with the crystals)
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