Anyone else is just lazy to take a poop?

Sometimes I can't wait to get to the toilet to get away from my girlfriend for a little bit and fuck around on my phone. Don't get me wrong, I live with her and I love her, but there's nothing like relaxing on the shitter.

That said, just hang out on the john while you browse 4chan until it all comes out. But since you actually enjoy holding it in.. what's the problem?

>>18651244
Holding your poop is bad for you.

>>18651644
How???

Take your phone into the bathroom and have a nice 3 hour poop op. You can be lazy and have poops

I love to poop desu. Very relaxing

Feels good when you haven't in three days and you finally do it because the poop seems like peeking out of your arsehole already.