Jewish conversion and secrecy

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>>18649715
Your mother has to be Jewish to become a Jew yourself, they are protective of their race. You cant join them, you have to be born into it

>>18649808
Not true.

Formal conversion requires meeting with and lessons from a rabbi.

But why do it formally? You can learn and adopt the ethical framework without formal conversion, and anyone is welcome to temple services if you like the rituals.

>>18649715
>How do I find someone to talk to about converting?
There are these things called synagogues where need congregate to worship, they organize in a thing called a congregation, typically led by someone called a rabbi, you talk to the rabbi about converting and they will provide you with options. You will have varying levels of success depending on how orthodox the congregation is.
>What do I read? I like their ethics and want to join the cabal
It's called the Torah, but considering the way you describe a congregation and your inability to use Google I think learning Hebrew is probably far beyond your mental capabilities.

>>18649715
Jewish people dont fuck around. Its not as easy as being a christian and even harder than becoming muslim. You have to study a lot and you will be tested regularly and if someone sees you out in town doing things you arent supposed to do, you will be excommunicated.

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>>18649715
>cabal

You will never be a full jew unless you prove you have a means to collect shekels in the first place.

You also have to ensure you have a child worthy enough to be sold off to a jewish family in absolute servitude.