Harry Potter themed mansion film

do something serious tempered by humor

see: the naked gun

>>18649331
This. Comedy reels people in. Idk take somthing serious in Harry Potter and poke fun at it

>>18649331
>>18649351
>make or break film career
>comedy
that being said i don’t have any ideas

>>18649297
are you fucking retarded, either film HP porn or do a live pilot of Little Witch Academia

jesus fuck you're stupid

Also extra points for doing little witch academia porn instead

>>18649297
Also ask lit you fucking imbecile, they're smart and they're all writers, I'm sure some of them have short stories you can work with.

If not here's mine:

A film crew gets a chance to film inside a $6million dollar castle that's based off everything Harry Potter. Then, last minute, one of the actors flakes. They're trying to figure out how to make a movie last min and with little resources. So the idiot goes on a website that is a chinese shitposting forum. There, someone suggests that the kid should just do a mini docu about everything that went wrong, and their struggle to make something out of nothing. That anon starts texting back and forth with the kid. They become 1 day pals and some info is exchanged.
The movie is going well, but then, the anon that suggested everything/is texting the kid shows up at the $6million dollar castle and fucking kills the idiot kid and his entire stupid ass crew of 4 people.
The anon films the entire thing, enters it in a film contest, and obviously wins.

Then sex

>>18649357
Watch comedy films for inspiration
Or
>>18649364
This. Little Witch Academy is great, please do this. It has Harry Potter inspiration

>>18649401
Also, giving your number is probably a bad idea

>>18649407
this.

What are you doing in Springfield, MO if you're from Sacramento area?

>>18649429


1355 S Pickwick Ave
Springfield, MO 65804
is this where you're gonna be tomorrow?

>>18649297
Perhaps the best question to ask is, why would one get excited about the opportunity to film inside of the castle from the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises?
Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>18649297
Your name is Mark isn't it

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>>18649455

Remember when you went skateboarding, Mark?