How do I get laid at uni when fat?

Get tattoos like post Malone and get a sick haircut like post Malone

You don't.

>>18643340
you become unfat or fuck fatter folks than you

For girls reputation is way too important. They don't want to be seen as the one who hangs out with a fat guy. Even if she likes you, she won't hang out with you. A smart girl would definitely accept your invitation to get laid, but I dare you to find one girl who's smart in her 20s.

Don't take it too personally, I am fat too and I know that girls treat men like an accessory, by now. They don't want a fat accessory. They want the skinny popular guy who is going to make them show up as popular girls.

But you are not a brainlet, so you don't care, and you search for girls outside this fake habitat of uni, don't you?

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>>18643340
You go for fat chicks just like you and you'll be swimming in pussy.

>>18643469
She is a beautiful woman. I wish there was at lest one guy here with this amount of confidence.