Help writing a letter to the government

>>18633074
If you frequent /pol/ so much you find yourself wasting all your free time in it, you should rightfully be deported to Straya and quarantined in there.

Seriously, though, there are several obvious ways you can weasel out of your predicament. If you had problems with attendance, you could always cite a family tragedy and how it was so emotionally debilitating, you had difficult re-adjusting yourself to society again. It might sound like bullshit, but for all they know, there might be a small chance where you indeed had a close relative die on you. If your attendance isn't the problem, but your grades are suffering because of your insufferable hobby, cite extremely stressful ongoing event in the family such as illness, and how your time is taken up because you had to be there to take care of your cousin Bob who's dying from leukemia.

Everybody fucks up, and nobody's proud of their fuck-ups. Bullshitting your way out of this like a rat bastard isn't a particularly honorable solution, but if it's the only way you can dig yourself out of that situation, there's no choice but to go through with it.

Good luck, and stop poisoning yourself with /pol/.

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>>18633261
>lie
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this post
Anyway, I told them I was too busy with my side projects and let school take a back place and that it'll never happen again. Thanks Moishe :^)

>>18633074
Fuck. I did the same thing as you and spent an entire month stewing in the volcano of my mind till I finally found out that all I needed was submit an appeal - which has a 100% of success first time submitted.

I spent/wasted 1200$ taking classes over the summer to make up for the mistake too. Yup. I know this is retarded and isn't helpful but the point is: the school WANTS you to stay enrolled. Probably.