How bad did I fuck up?

Acted way too desperate, why the fuck didn't you with for a reply?

>>18631378
I waited two days already

Why would you ever start off with such a monologue of bullshit when talking to someone you've never spoken to before? the facial hair stuff in and of itself is too much, but then...

>practically apologizing for texting her
why even text her, then?

>repentant
used incorrectly

>patrolling for your next victim
get outta here, creep.

Dude, seriously, you have to tone down your desperation and crippling social anxiety. It's just a text to some random girl who doesn't know you, who you don't know, and who you may never even meet, ffs.

>>18631316
I couldn't make sense of your first text. It sounds like some stream-of-consciousness nonsense. She probably had no idea what you were on about, talking about your "stash" and promptly ignored you.

>>18631386
Then she wasn't fucking interested.
>inb4 we matched
Who gives a fuck, people change their minds and people just swipe whatever just to get matches.
>>18631387
This

>>18631316
Yeah I figured I sperged out there. I was quite under the influence when I said anything. I've been tripping about it ever since. Well fuck I appreciate everyone's honesty.

im sure your fedora message made her pussy really wet

>>18631316
Save the fedoralord compliments for later...like when she's at a point where she's wanting to hear that kind of shit from you.

Also most attractive girls don't care for big words. It comes off as stuck up and cringy. Talk to them at a level where they won't need a thesaurus. If she uses above 5th grade words too then great. But most girls don't.

Any woman that opens those autismo messages would NOPE right away. Your writing style gives me the heebie jeebies

Next time reply with
>Hey baby, want sum fucc?
Works every time.