After a nice fap, I like to roll up toilet paper, paper towels,

>>18617343
Don't do that

>>18617383
Warum?

>>18617343
Such a strange thing to do. Fascinating.

So the /adv/ is that fresh paper from a package is usually sterile, due to the hectic chemicals used in processing. The major issue is the stuff on your fingers when you roll the micro-joint. If you've been doing anal play while fapping (as we do sometimes) doing the joint thing with shit coated fingers is a bad idea. Otherwise I can't see a problem.

Well, the problem is in your head. You are acting strangely.

Totally unnecessary. You can 'milk' the last bit out with some gentle pressure. Imagine squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out. Form a ring with your thumb and forefinger around your dick, apply enough pressure to squash your urethra a little, then slide your hand up your dick and it'll come out.

>>18617343
just take a piss after

Why would you even want to squeeze it out?
It's gonna take care of itself next time you take a leak.

>>18617698
Sometimes the excess leaks out before I need to take a piss and I end up with a tiny cumstain.

>>18617698
I've had leftover cum just slide out of my dick, even after a piss. Cum that's built up for a week or two, a lot chunkier than semen normally is, always cold for some reason, denser than usual, and stickier. It just slides out and has the behaviour of near-solid snot. Quite weird. I've only had this happen to me four times in my entire life. But still.