gf sent me this contract thing and said she wants me to sign

considering it's from 9gag you better hope it's a joke : )

>>18616243
Stop dating fifteen year olds because it's illegal.

>>18616243
Her grievances are fair. Sign immediately.

>>18616243
>what should I do.
send her a msg that you are single again. then block her.

>>18616243
Agree to everything and then break every rule systematically while at the same time gaslighting her into your kept woman. Then decide if you want to keep her or destroy her spirit by breaking up with her

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>>18616243

>>18616243
it sounds like she has trouble memorizing all of her problems with you, dont try to make her look like a bad guy. also it sounds like you have been kinda mistreating her. she should also relay your wants too.

>>18616243
You're a bitch if you sign this.

OP this is clearly a joke.

>>18616243
this isnt yours i saw this shit on insta, stfu with that fake shit

>>18617285
>>18616254
>>18617283

lol so it was just fake news joke all along?

that's a massive fucking relief seeing that it just came out of nowhere.

Like I said I didn't know who the ppl mentioned were but the writing and colored pens look exactly like how my gf writes shit.

how should I play along or get back at her pretending I still think it's real.

would pretend breaking up with her go badly?

>>18617455
You either have a shitty relationship or are a total tard if you thought that was real.

If it's real fuck her one last time and dump since she's proving that women are dumb sluts

>>18616243
This was the OP image of a thread earlier today.

>>18616243
>what should I do.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging

If this is real you should run.

You know what is hilarious?
I understand this is B8 but this is actually considered domestic abuse emotional and mental
But if this is actually real you need to leave her and never look back ever.

>>18616243
If real, dump, block all contact, get restraining order etc. If fake tell her what a disgusting prank she pulled. That stuff is abuse, control and mentally screwed in the head.

>>18617455
>you have to be 18 to post on 4chan

saged