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P 2017-08-09 11:44:43 Post No. 18604139
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P Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:44:43 Post No. 18604139 [Report]

Hey bois,
Im sitting on the toilet right now.
Not two minutes ago i was about to shit myself, but now i can't get even a single nug out. I feel like I really need to take a dump, but I cant. What's the deal here? How do i stop feeling those nasty fart gurgles that make life so uncomfortable. Please help me, i am in feces hell.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:46:08 Post No.18604142
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:46:08 Post No.18604142 [Report]

Drink half a bottle of magnesium citrate or try miralax. Get enough fiber. Drink water. Put your legs up to poop.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:48:53 Post No.18604147
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:48:53 Post No.18604147 [Report]

>>18604139
>>>https://youtu.be/YbYWhdLO43Q

Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:59:04 Post No.18604160
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 11:59:04 Post No.18604160 [Report]

>>18604139
This could actually be a haemorrhoid. It will feel like a poo that needs to come out, and you'll sit there pushing and straining. Eventually it will pop and it will be an extremely painful experience.

Good luck.

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