Need Help: Crazy Chick

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Need Help: Crazy Chick 2017-08-09 02:48:07 Post No. 18602949
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Need Help: Crazy Chick Anonymous 2017-08-09 02:48:07 Post No. 18602949 [Report]

Hello 4chan,
Long story short I met a pretty hot chick from tinder and now she wants to marry me. I've met this girl only once and had sex with her last night. She lives an hour away from me and doesn't know my real name(thank god). Now she won't shut up about getting married and how I'm the one or some shit. She's currently texting my fake TextMe account. The bad news is she might know where I live. What should I do to make her not want to track me down?
I need your help 4chan, you're my only hope

Anonymous 2017-08-09 02:53:14 Post No.18602968
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 02:53:14 Post No.18602968 [Report]

You do everything in your power to get rid of her attraction to you.

Do shit that makes you cringe.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:02:58 Post No.18602998
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:02:58 Post No.18602998 [Report]

>>18602968
I've already gone on a "the government is out to get us" tirade but it didn't work. I need something to really freak her out. Any suggestions?

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:03:39 Post No.18603000
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:03:39 Post No.18603000 [Report]

Be an alpha and tell that bitch to fuck off?
What can she actually do?

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:04:16 Post No.18603002
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:04:16 Post No.18603002 [Report]

>>18602998
scat
bestiality

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:09:48 Post No.18603022
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:09:48 Post No.18603022 [Report]

>>18603000
Real shit, that's why I said she might know where I live. I don't need some crazy bitch coming to my house

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:14:14 Post No.18603037
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:14:14 Post No.18603037 [Report]

>>18602949
tell her how you feel about it. seriously. do not consider her feelings at all when you say this. if she starts doing crazy shit, let her know that you are armed (you ARE armed, right?) and that you are feeling threatened. in most states, if you claim that you fear bodily harm, you should have no problems in court if you shoot her below the waist. do not play games with crazy people.

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:18:23 Post No.18603046
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:18:23 Post No.18603046 [Report]

>>18603037
You're totally right man. And yes I am armed. How could I live in the south and not be armed lol. Thanks for the help

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:21:45 Post No.18603060
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:21:45 Post No.18603060 [Report]

Never stick your dick in crazy , Simple problem simple solution tell her your gay and just wanted to try out what those straigh guys were having , the plot of the birdcage basically

Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:26:53 Post No.18603072
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Anonymous 2017-08-09 03:26:53 Post No.18603072 [Report]

>>18603060
Lmao you never know crazy until after you put your dick in it lol

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