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Pretending to be jewish 2017-08-08 05:14:30 Post No. 18601536
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I've been pretending to be jewish for almost two weeks now, for networking and relationships
On my linkedin profile, I've been implying that I took part in jewish youth camps when I was younger
On tinder I've been saying I'm jewish on my description, and believe it or not I've been getting more replies than usual
However, I don't know shit about the jewish religion, I'm a Catholic myself, I live somewhere in Europe where jews are basically non-existant, but I'm afraid my lie could cause me issues in the future.
Is this a good or a bad idea?
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>>18601536
>mfw white people say "Jews aren't white" but they can easily pretend to be Jewish and get away with it
But yeah, you might end up getting caught and having your parents out like you what happened to Rachel Dolezal.
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>>18601536
Well, if you're circumcised, they can't easily call you out on it. But lying on your linkedin is probably a bigger issue. Tinder girls aren't going to care in a week, employers won't be happy if they find out you lied.
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>>18601703
I'm not circumcised. Also on my linkedin I'm just implying it
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>>18601708
Then you're probably going to need to be circumcised if you want to keep this up. It's the obvious way you'll be found out. As an added benefit, you can later pretend to be muslim too.
You shouldn't "imply" things on your linkedin. It's like a resume, you don't say "oh, I've worked some cool jobs at interesting companies, trust me.", you list what you did. Employers rarely like vague statements like "helped with religious youth camp", they want to know which one and which year in case they want to check into it.
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