So my gf has dots on her arms (forgot what you call them).
I was kissing her arm and started calling out the stars to each dot.
>Saturn
>Mars
>Jupiter
>Uranus- then I used my other arm to shove my finger up her asshole.
She acted a little weird and now I don't know what she thinks of me.
classic mistake. You gotta jam at least three fingers in if you want her to feel loved
>>18597572
that's cause you listed the planets in some shitty random order.
Dude...
That's autistic
They're called freckles....
Don't do weird shit.
>>18597572
They are where she's stuck a needle in her arm
>>18597572
Chinese Buddhist ritual scars, pic related.
>>18597572
AUTISM IS MY SUPERPOWER
WHAT'S YOURS?
Also Matrix confirmed.