My shit is basically brown water at this point. Save me.
Drink some super strong coffee
That sucks. Hopefully it isn't too painful
>>18594243
I want to live though.
>>18594247
Asshole is on fire and I'm going to bathroom a few times a day.
>>18594251
>no cramps, just a spicy asshole
you're fine
>>18594251
>I want to live though.
Strong coffee helps firm your shits.
>>18594240
Wipe with a wet napkin. Makes all the difference. Oh and stay hydrated>>18594240
Drink clear fluids to rehydrate yourself. And use wet wipes or wet paper towels while wiping. You can also apply a thin layer of vaseline to your butthole to help protect it from burn and chafe.
>>18594269
Oh, forgot an important step. If you do the vaseline thing, make sure you are super clean first.