How do I be gay?

how do i shitpost???

>>18590863
I mean this might be shit posting, but I'm being completely serious

>>18590853
>open mouth
>insert cock
>????
>aids

go on grindr or craigslist and find ppl who are open to inexperienced / first timers

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dude, scoring for homo sex is way way more easy than hetero. SPECIALLY IN CALI FFS!
This gotta be OP trolling.

>>18591133
It's a fetish that can be acquired and lost. It's not a lifestyle as some would make it out as being

>>18591194
So what, it's still the easiest thing ever, gay sex.

Homos have like 10x times more sex than heteros. With zero effort.

Adquired fetish or lifestyle or dabling or else...

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>>18591245
Specially in the homosexual republic of california.

>>18590853
Look anon, I admire men's bodies all the time. There are hot dudes out there. But they never ONCE have gotten my dick hard. not once. If that doesn't happen, you aren't gay. But you can try I guess. It's a mental disorder so I guess you can give it to yourself with enough influence

>>18590853
>How do I be gay

Start with basic grammar for now.

>>18591133
I would've bought the "fuck my life" one

>>18590853
go on craigslist

as long as you have a good body and you abuse angles to make your dick seem huge, gay guys will flock to you

I posted an ad for a threesome and even specified "IM STRAIGHT, NO GAY SHIT" but gay guys still emailed me asking if they can suck my dick