My friend just hooked me up with this girl. But there's a catch. I'm basically a Nazi. I browse /pol/, /k/, /fit/ the usual right wing boards. Apparently she's a liberal who hates offensive jokes. My whole gig is making the most offensive jokes possible. I also have shit social skills but I'm in good shape. What do?
>Nazi
>right wing
kek
That person is not your friend, if they were then they wouldn't have set you up with someone who is completely incompatible with you.
>>18584654
stop being an offensive nazi then. You'll have to eventually if you don't want to ruin your life, you might as well get started now
>>18584654
heil mein kamerad, wünscht du dir auch die ostmark würde sich uns wieder anschließen ?
>>18584671
OP here. Sorry mein bruder. I don't speak German. I only know certain phrases.
>>18584667
I could essentially cut it out of my vocabulary when I'm around her. But the question will come up eventually.
>>18584654
Why are you a nazi, so you could make offensive jokes? I used to be a /pol/tard too but then I successfully managed to debunk this entire worldview.
I am not saying that stop being a nazi, because I cannot obviously tell you what to do, and I am certainly not going to sit here and argue with you about politics. I only have one piece of advice - try to avoid discussing politics with that liberal girl as much as possible. If you want to be a right-winger, you can express it not with words, but by getting right-wing-esque hobbies like hunting, target practice shooting, construction, farming, investment banking and such.
Do what that guy did to Laci Green. Slowly present her your views in a nonthreatening manner. Some people are more nazi than they think, they just never been around the type of people who they can feel comfortable about letting out their true thoughts.
>Why are you a nazi, so you could make offensive jokes? I used to be a /pol/tard too but then I successfully managed to debunk this entire worldview.
>I was one of you goys before I debunked the entire thing
This is why Nazis exist.
>>18584690
Do you want to have this entire conversation about your nazi worldview or some bullshit like that? Because if you do, I am going to report your thread to the mods for being one of those politics-obsessed retards. Go to /pol/ for advice on "how to redpill my SJW whore", but my advice is that you fucking avoid any mention of your views to her or you'll be a virgin forever.
>>18584680
Yeah I'll try to just be a normal guy around her. I don't do those hobbies but I have others like making music and drawing etc.
>>18584654
>I'm basically a Nazi
You don't deserve love. I hope she breaks your heart.
>>18584654
>/fit
>"can I fuck your boypussy?" in almost every single post
>right wing board
Combined with the fact that you unironically browse /pol, I'm going to assume that you are just dumb. And a closet faggot too.
>>18584701
That wasn't OP. I'm not doing that. I'm not trying to project my world views on a girl. I'm just trying to get a girlfriend.
>>18584712
Obviously not. I browse that shit to get advice on how to get I shape. I know I implied it was right winged.
>>18584717
>I browse /fit to get in shape
Oh I see anon, everyone do it for that!
>no homo
>>18584659
hey man sometimes opposite attract
>>18584701
Yeah, yeah, responding to someone claiming to debunk an entire ideology is just being a political obsessed retard. Certainly not the first jew to post.
>>18584654
Just fuck her hard anon.
Disguise yourself as a normie and go get her.
Once you've fucked you can do the *drop the pill and change the subject thing* which is a lot of fun. Out of the blue, in the middle of a conversation:
> Africans were were better off under colonialism, Hey, should we go to the movies tonight?
>>18584654
Don't mention it until you've had sex with her.
I was out yesterday getting dessert with family and overheard a guy trying to redpill his gf on how black people can be racist too and the militant attitude is very polarizing.
My advice is to never do it in public.
>>18584710
Now this is what I call 'liberal compassion'.
It will fall apart soon.
Leave her alone if you're honest.
Fuck her brains out then make some comedy out of it if you feel her naivety needs a good troll.
>>18585373
Not that anon, but surely a relationship with someone whose political views differ from yours can work? It could even be hot, provided you both have a sense of perspective about how (un)important it is what either of you think.