private eye help

Is this a joke? Fuck off creep. The relationship isn't going to be the way you fantasize. It's going to be weird and the people won't be the way you remember.

Kindergarten? This is way to obvious. Please kill yourself for failing something as simple as baiting.

sage

>>18578391
maybe he has autism and lives at the public library?

leave him alone

>>18578311
kill yourself bitch

wew ten ten. thanks for the tips. im not looking to hook up you dicks. is it actually that wrong to want to talk to friends of old? am i the only person who thinks its okay to talk to someone you used to know? im not trying to steal their panties im trying to fucking talk to them. how is it creepy to say to someone "oh i looked you up, howve you been?" like the only reason i havent contacted them is i forgot their last names.

>>18578422
>>oh i looked you up, howve you been?
>howve you been?
Spot the difference autist.

The problem is only an absolute autist like you would remember someone from kindergarten. You're basically tracking down a stranger and asking
>how've you been the last 15 years.
>who are you?
>Oh yeah that's so good I've just been fantasizing about tracking you down and finding where you live.

>>18578311
Has NO ONE on 4chan ever heard of Google? I have NEVER failed to find someone I was looking for by googling them and following the links

>>18578311
Seek actual psychological help