>about to start an internship
>super chill dress code
>t shirts
>blue jean shorts, khakis, anything
>just can't be "short shorts"
>asked for some general clarification
>"they just can't be super short shorts"
>oh well that clears it right up thank you
What counts as short shorts? I don't want to buy new shorts just to ruin them via bird shit and fish scales. They're barely paying me as it is so I'd rather not unnecessarily spend money if the shorts I already have are good enough
I'm assuming you're a woman, why not just wear jeans? If I had to guess I'd say they mean something that covers your bum reasonably.
Just wear jeans and see what others are doing.
>>18571075
short shots is anything that isn't finger tip length plus an inch. basically no shorts that have your ass cheeks hanging out.
>>18571075
put your shorts on. are they only half way down your thigh? they're short shorts.
if they're slightly above your knee or at your knee they're just plain old shorts and acceptable.
>>18571151
>why not wear jeans?
It's gonna be working 8 hours outside in Florida where it's basically summer all the time, and I'd like to not die
>>18571154
Finger tip length plus an inch and not having ass cheeks hanging out are two very different things
>>18571075
>>18571155
>>18571162
Fuck. Time to get some new shorts and stop wearing a whore's uniform then
>>18571161
Wear khakis then, I'm a man but short shorts sound terrible in hot weather.
>>18571166
stop at a local salvation army or goodwill and get some comfortable shorts since they're just going to get fish fucked. salvation army always has a great selection and they're pretty cheap too, $3-5 per pair.
>>18571183
also invest in some great moisture wicking underwear and "fresh balls" lotion for your nuts to prevent chafing while you get used to being out there.
>>18571166
Look for bermuda shorts. Or capris.
>>18571075
If you are a guy, knee length. If you are a girl, fingertip length