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Seafood Ad 2017-07-29 09:47:33 Post No. 18570243
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Seafood Ad Anonymous 2017-07-29 09:47:33 Post No. 18570243 [Report]

I work at a grocery store and they've asked me to write up an announcement for the seafood department advertising a crab wagon located on site by hoopers crab shack. I tried one using Terry the tuna and they liked it but they'd like a new one. Any ideas? Bad puns are appreciated just nothing too dark to be heard over the loudspeaker

Anonymous 2017-07-29 09:54:52 Post No.18570265
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>>18570243
DONT HAVE CRABS?
WELL WE"LL GIVE YOU SOME!
DOWN BY THE CRABS CART NEXT TO HOOPERS!
THERES A LOVEY WORKER THERE!
JUST DIEING TO GIVE YOU CRABS!

GOT AN ITCH!?
WELL THAT MIGHT JUST BE CRABS!
COME TO HOPPERS CRAB HOUSE
AND WELL YOU GIVE YOU THE BEST CRABS OUT THERE!
YOU'LLLLL BE ITCHEN FOR WEEKS!
FOR SOME CRABS!

EVER BEEN RAPED!?
DID YOUR RAPIST HAVE CRABS!?
WELL DOWN BY HOOPERS WE HAVE CRABS THAT DONT ITCH!
AND YOU WONT WAKE UP IN PAIN OR BE BLEEDING!
NO RAPE KIT NEEDED!

I could go all day anon.

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

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