How do I get females.

>>18564913
Go to the humane society, and say that you would like a girl dog or cat. Behold, a female!

Hang out behind the abortion clinic.

>>18564913
Tell them your dick is 7.5 inches even if it isn't

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Just be yourself, man

>>18564913
Realise women are not complicated. They are just giant children.

Superior back rub skills and cooking skills. At least that's what seduced me.

>>18564964
2meta

>>18564913 (OP)

Just get a job that pays a lot of money and wave it around. They'll come running like flies on shit.

>>18565694
True.