What's the best method to suicide? I need this for..... science.

>>18564820
Bets suicide is to experience the death of your ego and former self and reborn again in your body, afresh.

>>18564829
Stfu.

Best suicide is, gas yourself.
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/plastic-bag-gas

shotgun to the head has the highest success rate by far, you can get one easily at any sporting goods store for just a few hundred bucks if you live in freedom land. A shotgun has enough power at point blank range to absolutely obliterate the head, like an exploded pumpkin.

If you don't live in a country where you can get a gun then hanging is your next best bet, get rope at a hardware store, look up how to tie a proper noose, then go out to a secluded wooded area and hang yourself from a tree branch. (I'd recommend doing the shotgun suicide in a wooded area as well, the animals will be much happier to clean up the body than a person)

Just don't try to suicide by poisoning yourself by downing a bottle of pills or something like that. Filtering out toxins is one thing the human body is genuinely good at. If you eat an entire bottle of asprin for instance it will kill you, but not painlessly and certainly not quickly, it'll take the better part of a week. No matter how much anyone wants to die they will always call for an ambulance after a day or two of agony.

>>18564836
If you're referring to the helium bag suicide that no longer works as the helium is cut with oxygen now.

Feed hose from exhaust into car, tape up windows, start engine.

>>18564836
If I visit that URL will I start getting anti-suicide banner ads following me around the internet?

>>18564820
12 gauge shotgun, using buckshot, fired from below your chin, upwards towards the brain. Guaranteed to enter the brain and shred it, and there is literally zero chance you will feel a thing.

Messy, though.

>>18564854
Do you not use Ublock Origin, combined with NoScript?

Well its sad to see you go, I genuinely suggest seeking help but it depends. When I had my stint with depression I believed hanging was the best option. While horrific to view was not the messy gore a weapon blast. I had family in mind.

>>18565304
He said it was for science kek

>>18564849

Why not jumping?

There is empirical way to know.

>>18564849
How long does hanging yourself typically take? Is there a great chance that it wont work and you'll be a vegetable?