Desperation

Time for an escort unless you're cool with breaking a promise with yourself.

>>18561520
You, virgin and single, vowed to have another person willing to do something with you by a certain date? Are you fucking stupid? How the fuck do you figure setting arbitrary dates that involve other people's free will is going to work out?

Just get a hooker, you're nowhere near mature enough for dating.

>>18561520
Open up the yellow pages and look for Escort Services.

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Dude just pay for it desu, unless you start flirting immensely rn

>>18561572
>that image
Or you could just not be pathetic. Never asked for any nudes in my life, and I lose respect for anyone who sends them (whether its to me, or they mention sending it to someone else).

>>18561520
>I vowed to have sex to myself

It's actually better with someone else.

>>18561520
Go see a prostitute and just get it over with for a few hundred.

>>18561520

Dude.

I was like you, I lost my virginity when I was 20. I was desperate. So I had sex with some 18 year old girl I barely knew from high school. She was flirting with me over Facebook for a few weeks, so I just decided to do it. I was not attracted to her, and infact I thought she was annoying. But, we had sex. It was awful. I felt gross and was really disappointed in myself afterward. You know what? That experience fucked me up. I'm 27 years old now, and haven't had sex since. I've had cute girls show interest in me over the years, but I always just befriend them and ignore any advances. That FORCED and pressured experience fucked me up.

Don't rush it.

Just get a prostitute

what a retarded vow

>>18561520
let it come natural, its 1000X better

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>>18562677
Let it cum natural

Kinda unrelated to OP but does getting a handjob count as loosing virginity?

>>18561520
Well you can almost put your dick in your asshole? That is having sex with yourself, farthest I ever got was sucking my own dick

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>>18562722
I think you should've kept that last part to yourself