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>wife is pregnant again
>its her 39th week now
>she wants to have the baby in July cause August is the worst month in the year
>wants us to have sexytime often to speed things up
>......
>Im not attracted to preggos
>at all
>I see pregnant women as mothers, nurturing, caring, but not sexual in any way shape or form
>cant even get hard unless Im drunk or high and have recently watched a porn starring a non-preggo chick
>tell her
>she cries
>continues to push me to fug even though my benis is softer than the downy bear
What do I do guys? Should I take pills or get drunk or high before sex? I'm really not into preggos at all. I can't stress this enough. Are there ways to speed up pregnancy without sex? I really dont want to fuck a pregnant woman again.
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>>18559032
Viagra is the easiest way , however I'd try to find some enjoyment in it
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Are you honestly surprised that your wife isn't happy to hear you don't see her as a sexual being now?

Either way, try watching pregnancy porn when drunk and already a bit horny. If that fails to make you change your mind a bit, viagra.
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>>18559032
i honestly think you shouldn't do it. You stated your boarders. Sorry not sorry that your wife is preggers but that doesn't give her the right to demand sex whilest you can't get it up. You could on the other hand just play with her untill she feels it?


Idk shit about being preggers but wouldn't massaging the belly help a bit?
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^^^

Boundary setting is essential for any kind of relationship, professional, platonic, or romantic. Boundaries must be respected, and they must be clearly set.

Talk to your doctor about other ways.
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>>18559032
Did you know you can do oral sex? Vibrator? Magic wand? Have sex while you are blindfolded inagining her as chick? Finger her?

SHE IS YOUR WIFE. Act like it. I bet she had sex with you even when she didnt feel like it just to please you. In both good and bad times.

Try the blindfold with her. Lie on bed, think of her before pregnancy and let her rape you. And speeding up pregnancy is stupid. Super stupid.
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>I bet she had sex with you even when she didnt feel like it just to please you.

Stupid way to stir up shitty expectations where everyone loses.
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>>18559032
Okay, I am a preggo so lemme lay it out for you. ORGASMS stimulate contractions and will start labor. Like this anon >>18559114 said, use another method to get her off. Just make her cum. It's not about you right now, she's trying to get this watermelon out of her uterus to continue your sorry ass line and she wants a little help. What's more, pregnancy is sort of like a second puberty. Raging hormones and all that. I for one have never been more horny in my whole life. It's fine not to be attracted to fatties like us but for god's sake, have some compassion, OP. She's doing the hard part. Or close your eyes and hit her from behind.
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>>18559055
No, which is why I avoided her the first time around. After 2 instances of sex, I nearly vomited all over her. I am not attracted to preggos.

I have until August, cant get Viagra but alright.

>>18559114
Actually no. She's turned me down several times like all married wives. Headaches and all that. Also, what happened to "my body, my choice?" Or was that solely for women?

>>18559154
It was her idea to continue the line. She wanted a family. If I didn't have compassion, I wouldn't be here asking for advice. I'm grossed out the same way you're grossed out when a sweat hairy gay guy with bad hygenie is about to fuck you. Cmon, he just wants a little help! Have some compassion!
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But I get it. Orgasms speed up the process. I'll run out and get a vibrator or something. Fuck this "connection error" bullshit I keep seeing only on this board.
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>>18559241
One good way how to speed pregnancy to the point of misscariage is to put stress on her. Tell her this post you just posted and it should be done.

And with your and her approach to the sex, i would say you wont have any sex after birth. Ever. Welcome to the dead bedroom marriage. You both have good attitude.
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>>18559032
The baby's pretty much viable in its 39th week. I'm not entirely sure how this works, granted, but why not see if she can have a C-section done if she wants to have it in July?
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>>18559241

It is different with a sweaty hairy guy who justs wants to bust than with a girl who is trying to go into labor so she can stop being pregnant. I get it. She wanted kids, you didn't, okay. At least suggest to her that she masturbates to orgasm. That's the key here, anyway. After she delivers and a few months go by her hormones will level out and she won't be sad you thought she was uggo. She needs to orgasm. You don't have to be a part of that if you don't want to, homie.
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This thread is awful and is why getting married and having kids is the scariest thing in the world.
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>>18559263
This was her idea....
What the hell are talking about?

>>18559268
Scheduling surgery in less than a week is a bit tricky here. I'll look into it.

>>18559275
Of course it's different. I just hate the entitled attitude of women who are pregnant. You think I'm sorry for not getting rock hard and horny when looking at preggos? I don't think preggos are ugly either, did you even read my initial post?
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>>18559282
The marriage is good. Kids are good. Pregnancy doesn't bother me, I can take her to all her appointments and 4D ultrasounds etc etc.
Sex during the last term of pregnancy?

I feel like I'm having a threesome with my unborn son as he kicks my stomach while his mother/my wife is riding me. Nothing like seeing a foot or hand push through a belly while you're fucking a girl right? You apparently don't have compassion and will end up in a sexless marriage if that doesn't make your cock rock hard.
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>>18559293

I did, and I didn't mean to sound entitled. We are in no way entitled to sex anymore than anyone else, and I hope your wife isn't acting as though she is.

I hope your baby and marriage come out healthy and happy.
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>>18559337
Wait, you are being rational and mature?

I was expecting b type screaming. Hope your pregnancy goes well too and you and your baby are healthy and happy.
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>>18559154
Honestly, in that case she souuld just masturbate herself.
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>>18559351
Isn't this place enough of a shit show without bad behavior on my part?
Thank you for your well wishes! See on the flip side fellow parental <3
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she's pregnant so she's not in her right mind. Don't do something you don't want to do, unless you're a pussy.
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