College

> inb4 he wastes thousands extra
just go online you get the same fucking degree and its cheaper some even offer you course credits if you know the material already so you can literally if your smart skip a whole year or 2

>>18555843
Hospitals don't accept 2 year degrees anymore. Bachelors and Masters are in demand for nurses.

>>18555846
> nurses
i swear you better be a women

Be prepared to spend the next several years in agony as you work towards a piece of paper that means nothing.

I'll give you the same advice my older brother gave me before going to college.

No matter how hungover you are, no matter if you have your homework or not, or if you're sick....go to class.

Try to absorb SOMETHING...most Freshmen fail out of school for lack of attendance more than anything else.

>>18556239
adding on to this, try to sit in the front row

the professor will remember you easier, and you'll pay attention more

>>18555846
Not Op, but are you serious? I was thinking of going in for a physical therapist tech. Damn, got to think of another plan...