how do i fuck girls?

>>18555693
Put penis in vagina

these things cannot be explained, you either know what to do through social conditioning or you don't

so your best bet is to gain experience points and go through trial/error until you learn these things

>>18555714
how is it possible to do trial and error on a lot of girls, when every girl is different? how can i come up with a set of universal formulas if the subject changes each time i perform the experiment?

>>18555693
>>18555714
This guy is partially wrong, It is true that a lot of skills comes with experience, "social conditioning" is basically making mistakes,
you can be a little pushy and see how it goes,
bear in mind that you should tell someone you like them, if they are coming to see a movie expecting you like them an attempt at kissing isn't too strange.
Just don't be too pushy, invade her space slowly, arm around her or whatever and if you are autistic just try it at the end of the movie, so you know that if she refuses you, you don't have to sit tight an entire hour next to her.

This is rather a bad method, but it's good for practicing mistakes, the more mistakes you practice the better it is.

Try to be as little public as possible, for instance in a cinema don't stay in front lines.

one summer day back in 2007 my friend and i took turns asking every single decent girl or group that walked by for a blow job he got one on spot behind the sea wall and between the both of us we probably got 20 phone numbers which yield a decent conversion rate point is anon you miss 100 percent of the shots you dont take if we sat there and talked about what we would do to the girls walkin by instead of talking to them 0 blowjobs 0 lays as far as what to do when you actually go out with one do not worry friendly banter is easy and if there is the slightest bit of chemistry go in for a 5 min frencher

>>18555693

>i am a 6.5 out of 10

prove it. post a picture. if you dont have the balls to do that we can't help you. but we need to know what you look like. not even to prove how attractive you are so much as to figure out what 'type' you are and what approaches would work best.

>>18555693

>a girl agrees to go to dinner with me
>what then?

you eat, you enjoy, you talk. then towards the end you ask if she'd like to come back to your place to watch a movie or netflix or what have you. it helps if you found something during conversation to use to lure her in.

she agrees you dont go right to fucking though, you want the food to settle a bit. instead you put on the movie and sit with her and wrap an arm around her, but dont let her get too into the movie. keep the conversation rolling. about half way through when you dont feel bloated to hell just start kissing her.

>>18555772

Because there is no universal formula you retard autist fuck thats the whole fucking point

>i am a 6.5/10, maybe 7 if i hit the gym.

So you haven't even hit the gym and think you can get girls?

Ha, and how do you dress?
A black t-shirt and cargo-shorts i suppose?

Give me a fucking break.

You have no idea how many options women have online, and you're not one of them, sorry.

> be me
> be 7/10
> hit on 10/10
> get rejected
> fuck women
you see op thats your problem always remember dating / fucking is a numbers game always go 1 - 2 below what you are never above so 7/10 goes for 5/10, make sense champ ?

If you are a 25 year old virgin because of whatever reasons (no girls in engineering, overwhelmingly male circle of friends, moving a lot), how would you get help?

Suddenly after graduating from college and moving several times, I feel that all I have are aquaintances, and I don't have the kind of friends that I feel that I can just ask to be my wingman. My dad isn't of much help as far as advice goes either. This is more of a quarter life crisis thing, but being a virgin sort of compounds it.

I'm successful in other respects though and I've lived an interesting life (wealth, academic achievement, publications,
having been inside a stormcloud and on the rim of an active volcano at the same time, having been a dictator's birthday present, having represented my country in an olympiad event, having dined with north koreans in a Kazakh restaurant etc etc), so I won't complain. Everyone is a package deal.

>>18555882
It doesn't matter how many cool things you have done if you're still a fat hairy man with assburgers at the end of the day.

Life is not a game where you score life points.
Life is now.

>>18555920
So what do I do? Stop bragging to strangers and call it a night?

I'm generally in a phase of my life where I suddenly don't know what I want or what to do. The goals I was super-focused on are done. Now everything feels like a void and a mountain of adjustments.

I feel that I should get around to losing my virginity, but most of the advice I hear is more of the "chill and let it happen" kind, which is frankly something I'm terrible at. I'd end up too chilled out to the extent that nothing happens.

>>18555882
>having been a dictator's birthday present
...
Fucking what

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>>18555831
>>18555844
alright pic related is me. rate and tell me how to trick girls into bed with me. i cant get past the dinner/movie/whatever

>>18555851
i actually aim to lay 5s and 6s. i never said i hit on atractive women, but rather on women i like. which means women i am confortable being around. which means not so atractive women.

still, the bitches wont go to bed with me.

also, how can i tell when if a girl hasn't had sex in a long while and wants to do it with anybody? gf used to say "lets do it". not so easy anymore.

>>18555772
The more experience you have the more you refine your sensitivity towards what tone you have to strike, when you can bring up sexual flirting, whether she's starting to get turned on or starting to get creeped out etc and adjust your behavior accordingly.

Yes people are different but reading people is a skill like all others and you do acquire that with practice. Plus you start seeing patterns in behavior and learning to see the signs of someone growing uncomfortable or being intrigued etc. Exactly because people tend to express emotions in some different ways, so they can be hard to recognize unless you've already dealt with similar situations beforehand.

I have worked a lot in customer service and you absolutely start seeing and understanding things you didn't before. Simple example but let's say you are very shy and your shyness expresses itself by you being quiet and withdrawn. People who are not familiar with that might experience you as aloof or arrogant, and feel uncomfortable with your silence and lack of making eye contact. Whereas you would never do that, because if you see another person acting like this you instantly know that they might just be doing it because they're shy.
It's the same mechanism with having seen different kinds of emotions, personality traits and social tactics used by a variety of people different from you.

>>18556041

Can you time stamp? I'm gonna write up a long post for you that goes into great detail about how I get laid. Some of it is shitty tactics, but you seem like you don't care.

I just want to make sure if I take the time to write all of this out, you will actually care. time stamp and throw a peace sign at me, brother.

>tfw had a girl buy me a $60 concert ticket, slept with her, and moved to another city a week before the concert

>>18555693
stop worrying about sex you fucking nymph and get a life

>>18555693
Stop treating it like a game and seeing women as sexual objects. Then maybe you'll have a chance.

>>18555972
>>18555882
Just a heads up that these two posts are from a different anon than the one that started the thread.

>>18556042
makes sense, i guess. and sounds like a lot of work.
>>18556054
i am scared bro. i dont even feel okay posting here, some of my friends know i browse this board. if you want to help me i will thank you forever but i am paranoid that people i know might find me posting. just trust me, pic is me. they're old pics but i still look the same.

please, teach me anon

>>18556065
i agree woman are not sexual objects, but cmon, it is a game in a way or another.

>>18556098
>and sounds like a lot of work.
Sex isn't an element like oxygen. It is social interaction and it is embedded within social interaction. If you want to sleep with women you meet naturally and not hookers, and you are not content with the amount you pull now, this is the way to go.

>inb4 why can't we all just see sex as a natural and beautiful thing to spread
Because most men still want to marry a woman who hasn't been around the block, and this among other factors makes women's default attitude towards sex with a stranger "no". It's up to you to turn that no around.

>>18556098

So how far can you get? It seems like you can already get to the date, thats not the problem.

Am I right? First take me through how you get to that movie date. What you say, how you meet them, etc.

You need to get to know the woman a little before you pork her nowdays, anon.

>>18556154
i talk to them for like a week and then "hey wanna see that movie?" "hey lets get something to eat" and they say ok and that's it. we meet. we eat. we part ways.

there's a dude who can make girls leave a party, leave their friends past midnight and come over to his apartment and fuck, or meet them somewhere else and then take them to hotels and fuck them before sunrise. and these girls are not known to be thots.
i wanna get twice that good, to imply to the girl that i want to fuck her and she to say yes. how ?

>>18556196

Can you post a picture of him? How well do you know him? Do you ever hang out with him?

>>18556743
nah i dont know him, i just know he does this easily, heard about it some months ago... whatever it was just an example. you gonna help me out? though i already got some tips from a discord, i'd still appreciate yours

>>18557040

Yeah, I'm not as inspired to talk about this stuff anymore because I really don't care, and nobody listens to me anyways. But just be nice and persistent. Sounds like you have no problem getting them interested. I'd definitely try to hold hands when you see them, and end with a kiss. Always make it seem like you want to date or something. So just seem sincere and compliment them a lot but in a way like you think they're girlfriend material. Tell them you get excited whenever you talk to them or think about them and you can't wait to hold them in your arms and kiss their forehead and just see them smile. Then just kind of push for sex. If they seem hesitant, back off and do more romance, and try again later. Don't be hesitant to get into relationships, but also don't be hesitant to break them off. It is funny. A lot of that corny romance stuff you would think girls would see right through it, but that is what they want. Flowers and stuff. At the end of the day girls are people too. They don't want to be used and abused like r9k or other boards on 4chan think. They want to be treated like people and made to feel like you actually care and want to be with them. A lot of stuff on here is called gay. But seriously, use emojis and be straight forward with your feelings. If you want to be like some ooga booga caveman like in porn where you fuck piper perri while you're driving home from your construction job, that is fantasy, not reality. And with that guy you mentioned, I'm sure there is a lot your missing out on. If possible, i'd try to pick up bits of his personality and copy his style, the way he dresses, talks, acts, etc.

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>>18557170

I fucked myself over a lot in high school trying to seem like a manwhore. Then at 21 I realized the things my guy friends say about girls to me, and the things they actually say to the girls are two entirely different things. And the guys who actually are manwhores are always trying to not seem like manwhores. But, you will probably break some hearts this way, but it is the only way I know how to get laid.

So i don't know. Its your choice or not, but I've done a lot of shitty things to girls that really were so kind.

I'd recommend just seeing a prostitute. At least you won't be hurting anyone that way

>>18555851
How does a genuine 10/10 look like?