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Not writing a horrible personal statement 2017-07-22 03:01:29 Post No. 18543585
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So I have a bit of info I'm gonna just puke out and I was wondering exactly how much I should be concerned about my personal statement. Basically I feel like I need to explain myself but if I were totally honest it would be a bedshit
>always wanted to go to a good school and be a scientist or some shit
>or be a rock star lmao
>planned on trying hard in high school but was told going to a good school was like no way man because I'm poor
>get an honours diploma, 3.0 gpa, 35 ACT
>dad who lives in Florida decided he needed to take control
>makes me pick between in state schools cuz that's where I'd get accepted and that's where the aid is (dumbshit)
>get accepted at OSU and OU
>find out I could have actually gone to a prestigious school and it would've been free
>osu gives me no aid and no scholarships, ou gives me full ride minus room and board (8,000)
>dad says he'd contribute about 8,000
>not happy about going to pleb school but as far as state schools go OSU seems like collegeheaven
>decide that I'd go to OU and get gud grades and transfer to better school
>plan is all set but then
>I look at transfer rates for good schools and they're even lower than already low admissions for freshman
>dad says lol jk about that 8,000 also get a job too
>so I'm bout to be going in debt and miserable at shit party school and gonna be stuck there for four years
>go to orientation
>room full of thousands of screaming retards
>fuckthat.jpeg
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>decide to wait a year, study for SAT subject tests and apply to better schools
>year goes by I have no money so I only apply to a few schools. I get a 790 on the science but only mediocre Spanish and math. try to cancel scores but they send em anyway
>get in nowhere
>but it was cool regardless because if I didn't get in anywhere I could just get in at any other pleb school
>end up going to shitty but expensive local university because home town and muh gf
>they say I have almost a full ride only need to take out a couple loans
>lol jk give us another 12,000 right now
>I do it
>school is retarded and full of conservative douchebags
>gf dumps me
>want to die
>withdraw
>also mom lost her job and bf right outta high school so she moves back in with her mum 60 miles away so I'm supporting myself which is why I had no money to apply to schools
>so I go live with mum and grandmum
>they both die
>stuck with grandpa for a few years
>trying to just fuckin move to California and be rock star
>never happens, stare at wall for a couple years
>working and saving and buying car after car and they keep going to shit
>finally get a decent car and then brilliant me decides to move back to hometown for a little bit to hang with buds
>get gf
>makes me quit friends
>try to just be family guy for a couple years and start coffee bar
>friends od and die
>finally break up with girl
>trying to get the fuck out of this town
>working two jobs
>one has people she knows, she seems to have blackballed me as these guys try to make my job hell
>other job is dickin me around hardcore
>I leave other job to be manager at this one
>work as manager for months with no raise
>at this point I'm so behind on moneys I'm behind on rent and my license is expired but no car so who cares
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>try to fire me because no license
>I quit and buy a van with my only money figuring it's gonna be my home soon
>they fire my boss and hire me back and give me my raise
>then they continue to dick me around and then fire me for leaving the store on a break when I was just sitting in my car
>get another two jobs
>pay off all my debt
>now I'm trying to go to OSU Mansfield
I know that's a whole bunch of retarded and I'm a retard and I should kill myself but I also left out other things like my mum being a druggie alcoholic hobag n shit and my dad was a bastard too. I'm also an idiot for letting girls affect my psyche which I blame in a really roundabout way on super Christian parents fucking up my head. I just don't know what's relevant and what's not and how much I should even bother explaining myself. I'm a 26 yo fuck but my test scores prove I have at least half a brain. My final semester looks like shit too because a couple of my teachers were bastards and gave me F's even though I turned in my required final projects and I didn't care because at the time I thought my college plan was set. One of them is now in jail for being child molester lol.
But yeah I can't really say I fucked up all my shit primarily because I'd never want to go to a less prestigious school. But I have no choice so please let me in
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just get the book What Color is Your Parachute and work through that, dude.
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so how are those dogs fucking? shit looks like something Guillermo Del toro would make
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