I tried talking my girlfriend into giving her an Alabama Hot Pocket and now she wants to break up with me. How do I rectify this situation?
Off yourself
Plz be bait
Well now i know what an alabama hot pocket is
>>18540308
What, you're too good for shuttle docking?
Fucking millennials.
>>18540308
I take life advice from celebrities so when Stephen Colbert wrote in his almost best selling book Re-becoming the Greatness we Never Werent "No, not that thing. She's not into it. Trust me." I took his advice. What pleasure could your girlfriend possibly derive from giving you an Alabama Hot Pocket? You don't ask to shit in a girl's vagina until the 4th or 5th date.
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>>18540308
Stop teaching me new words.
>>18540308
Assuming this isn't bait, the breakup is likely a lot deeper than "Alabama hot pockets". Tell me OP, what really led to this?