Divorce

>>18538739

> How does a male not get fucked doing a marriage?

No matter what anyone tells you in this thread, there is no certain way.

1. "Marry a good girl!" - good girls change, our culture currently feeds middle-aged women tons of 'divorce porn' fantasies, stories about how women have it so good after divorce and you should just do it. You, no matter WHO you are, cannot guarantee that a good girl will not become one that will fuck you over through divorce, restrain you from seeing the kids, and laugh as you kill yourself.

2. Prenup/other legal protection - routinely overturned by family courts, which are very biased against men.

3. "Just live with her without getting married" - you will actually have even LESS legal protection doing this.

Here's the harsh reality: There's no way to guarantee you won't get fucked, lots of people are actively advocating for you to get fucked, and absolutely no one cares.

Why do people say you get fucked by getting married when what you really mean is you get fucked by getting divorced?

Just don't get divorced

Don't get married, buddy. It's the only surefire method. Get chemically castrated so you will no longer crave femoid companionship.

If you are worried about marriage then why do it? Marriage is work but it can be good, yet it seems people want to go through with it without being sure of their partner. This is your life and not everyone has the same experience, so be scared for life or live life how you want.

Marriage is not fucking and getting over with it, most married couples have issues but if you're both mature enough it will work.

>>18538776
>Just don't get divorced

Wow buddy, great advice there. I guess when my future wife comes up to me and says "I want a divorce" all I have to do is say "no": it's just that easy. Oh wait.

>>18538739
Don't get married. Ever. Get a new girlfriend every 5 or 10 years and you'll be set. Marriage is a broken and dated institution that is no longer relevant. Avoid it at all costs even if it means having to dump your current wet hole for another.

>>18538852

Great advice as long as you dont want kids. Otherwise youll end up like that one nigger who had kids with like 8 different women and owed 133% of his income to child support every month.

>>18538739
1. Divorce rates are going down.
2. Your best bet to not get divorced is when your partner is around same age as you and you marry in 27~33
3. Divorce is high for peoplr who already divorced before. So ask her if she has been married in the past.
4. Preanups are waste of time and money.
5. Never marry or have children too soon. You want to LIVE WITH HER IN SHARED FLAT FOR 1+ YEAR minimum. At the start of dating, you and her show your best attributes and hide negative ones. You need to live together and fight each morning to see, if you can stay together when both of you are pissed at each other.
6. Never be afraid of talking about anything. Whatever happened, tell or ask. Not having secrets helps a lot.

And the most most important point:
NEVER TAKE YOUR WIFE FOR GRANTED. You need to do periodical emotional upkeep. For some it means cuddling her each day, saying her how sexy she is, dicking her hard, asking her on dates even years after marriage. You have to figure out what she likes and randomly do that for her.

Nobody wants to divorce, if his/her significant other makes them happy. Even if you manage to marry gold digger, make her happy and divorce simply wont happen.

And if you have to ask your wife
>what is wrong
You already failed your marriage at some point. You have to talk with her and see what is she doing and want so it never gets to the point where you have to ask her what is wrong.

Also at some point moat husbands stop treating their wives as lovers and treats them as moms/maids/cookers/hookers.

The cuddling is heavily underestimated. And not every cudde has to end in sex. You sometimes has to do her favor just to show her how much she means to you.

Relationships are like second job. And marriage isnt end goal, that is just achievement that you finished tutorial mode.

>>18538739
Only breed with and marry your soulmate, not just a mate.
That's all it takes

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>>18538767
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>>18538893
>>18538916
So what happens if marriage does fail and talking doesn't work? I honestly just want to partway if that happens, not give half of stuff to her.

>>18538739
Just promise yourself you wont get fucked over. And that you will destroy your wife if it fails. And at the vows consider the till death does us part the only end to your marriage.

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>>18538739

>How does a male not get fucked doing a marriage?

Don't get married if you don't want to. End of conversation. We all know that /r9k/ manlets thing marriage is a global conspiracy to destroy men and there's no point in rehashing it.

Spend your entire life as a bachelor. Live on a houseboat. Wear sweatpants outside in public. Die alone, unmarried and childless with nothing but a stamp collection and crusty jizz covered sectional couch to your name. Literally no one gives a shit.

>>18538739

1. Don't get married.

2. Be aware of any common law marriage laws (or similar laws) in you province/country. So you don't get snagged by them

that's about it barring significant legal changes..

That said being truly fucked by a divorce is not the norm, but since it is always a possibility and the consequence are so damned severe if it happens you do need to weigh it heavily.

>>18540081
You don't. The game is designed for you to lose, and lose hard. Don't get married idiot.

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>>18538893
>the man has to jump through hoops, stay on alert all the time and be able to read his woman's mind just to keep her content
>the woman just has to exist and not be a fucking cunt
Baffling.
Don't follow this lad's advice.

>>18538739
You find someone who isn't a piece of shit or you don't get married. Its not rocket science.

>>18540380
Wow dude how delusional can you get.

Fucking cunt women still all have boyfriends and husbands too.

>>18540380
>just has to exist
Well, the premise is that she makes you happy / you love her in the first place before any marriage happens.

So no, she probably has to tick a lot of boxes and tasks too, but the question wasnt about how to keep your husband from cheating and leaving you.

>>18540409
>cunt women still all have boyfriends and husbands
I think slavery is illegal.

>>18540932
>she makes you happy
>you love her in the first place
Thing with us men is that we like to make up a lot of stuff in our heads. Which means that the woman just has to be the right genetic combination to do things to a man's dick.
Well, it's another thing when the novelty wears off.

>she probably has to tick a lot of boxes
Depends on the lad, but ultimately what we see is what we get, so more likely than not, the woman just has to breathe and walk around for the relationship.
Not my fault most men are like dogs, happy with any bone thrown at them.

>>18538833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDXrP9HET2A

>>18538852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=236hSZmD_GQ

>>18540115
>Literally no one gives a shit.
This actually.