perfect god damn girlfriends

She won't change unless you do something radical then you won't like yourself. I also suspect its more about you than her my friend. Get a side girl or suck it up and enjoy sweet vanilla.

>>18535768
If you trade love for a hope of better blowjobs you'll end up with regret, loneliness, and herpes. Stop being a douche.

>>18535921
there's a difference between being a douche and having a much higher sex drive than your significant other. imagine not getting a blowjob on your birthday..... seriously....

>>18535899
Cheating must solve all problems in life no?
>>18535927
More like having no control over yourself.

Do you do oral to her OP?

>>18535768
So she's been fucking some other dudes for years

>>18535927
Get some self control you piece of shit

>>18535768
>has gf which sucks his cock, do doggy and missionary whenever he wants
>still bitches about it

Some people are just like that: vanilla.
http://mojoupgrade.com/

Also are you sure she ever had orgasm? Some girls pretend it all the time. Buy her magic wand?

>>18535942
I literally tell her to go upstairs and get ready to have her pussy licked. or I'll just randomly go down on her when we're on the couch. I always get her off. absolutely always.

>>18535991
yeah I know I have it good. but I'm still a horny mother fucker. and there's temptation all god damn around

>>18536036
So what exactly is problem?
Frequency? Fap.
Style? Corrupt her.

And you evaded orgasm question. Do you even eat her pussy? Buy vibrator? Is she on BC? Because that kills libido without fail.

>what are you comfortable sacrifacing for the love of your life?

>>18536077
I make her orgasm all the time. like yes orgasm. gspot too. I make her quiver. bought butt plugs oils cock ring vibrator lingerie gift cards, flavored oils.... stuff works for a day then goes in the junk drawer. and yes she is on BC

>>18536149
lol k

>>18536158
seriously. shes a sweetheart but she just has no libido... not the biggest issue in the world but believe me it's frustrating when you can go a month without having sex and she doesn't seem to notice or mind at all.

Okay I'll rephrase my request for advise...


how can I tell my girlfriend in the least repulsive way possible that I want her to worship my cock more and beg for me to eat her more and I want her to atleast wear my goo on her face or in her mouth once in a while without her acting like it's acid. (I eat my god damn fruit)

>>18535927
Just cheat on her you fucking asshole. Sounds like you have made up your mind about doing it anyway. Might as well get it over with. Goddamn it sex is so overrated, throw everything good in your away over it.

>>18535768
Put her over your knee and spank her ass. Tell her the more vanilla she acts the more spankings she's gonna get. Be a man not a little pussy.

Are you clean and hygienic? Do you shave or wax?

How big is your cock? If its too big, she might be intimidated or sex could be painful.