Marbles up the butt

They are actually a good way to stay awake too. I can really fall asleep because of the mild pressure, and subconsciously I guess I can't sleep because I feel that they are dangerous to have within me. When I jump up and down, and I hear the muffled click of two marbles hitting one another.

>>18533857
>>18533864

Dude you are shoving 30 marbles in your ass.

When you were a kid and dreamed of being a famous dude - it's now happened

You will for me for ever be know as the dude who shoved 30 marbles in his ass

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>>18533857
>>18533864
What the fuck OP

>>18533873
I always dreamed of becoming a famous Rockstar, but I realized just how much talent and devout it takes to become a rockstar. I'm way too much of an introvert and I don't have the looks. Even if by some miracle, I was able to become a musician, I would always be considered a meme musician, simply because I wouldn't resemble any of the people I'm trying to emulate. I would never be taken seriously, I would always be a joke. I'll take this fame though. If I really tried, and did some stretches every 10 marbles, I could probably go for a hundred.

>>18533886
>>18533873
Come on, this isnt that wierd. People on /r9k/ do much worse to themselves. Why can't I find any good porn of girls anally inserting marbles? I've only found like 3 and they only insert a few, and quickly remove them. Are they afraid they will get lost? I don't blame them. Once they slip in, you barely feel them unless you have a lot. I'm sorry if I talk to much, I'm not autistic, I just can't sleep.

>>18533857
I think I just fell in love with /adv/.

>>18533917
Is anyone gonna give me some advice or just keep laughing at me? I looked up and down Google for this, but there isn't any research on anal marbles. Can't anyone give me some insight?

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you need to elaborate

>>18533938
Just don't tear your rectal wall by putting too many in.

>>18533956
Alright thank you, that is good advice
>>18533940
Elaborate on what?

1) poop out the marbles
2) sit on the edge of your bed
3) think about what you just did
4) kys

>>18533966
This is 4chan, this isn't even very degenerate.

>>18533969
Dude...you have 30 marbles up your ass. This is insanely degenerate.

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>jumps up and down
>marble bang against each other
>marbles crack and split slivers off one another
>now has pieces of sharp glass in rectum

Nothing could go wrong.

OP.

Why 30? Did it have to be that exact number?

Why marbles?

As for planning, how do you get them out? Do any get stuck?
Wouldn't it be easier, and most likely cleaner, to have some anal-beads. Cause they are on a rope, you can just pull them back out?

Degenerate or weird, or not, this still sounds like a logistical nightmare.
Seriously, do you take an exact count, or estimate? Because they could get stuck up there.

Do you just wait to shit them out, then rile through the shit looking for them like an unholy treasure hunt?

Mate, if you want advice, you should start giving answers.

My only worry would be that the folds of the intestinal lining could get pinched between two marbles and become inflamed or torn due to the pressure, that would not be good and could lead to hemorrhoids or a serious infection.

>>18533980
>being able to jump with such force that spherical glass orbs can break inside your ass

>>18533857
Would love to read about this in the news.
>man dies from 30+ marbles up his ass

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>>18533976
There are people on this site right now who have preformed semen transplants (can't find the green text) and you think a few marbles up the butt is degenerate.
>>18533980
Implying marbles could break that easily
>>18533993
30 just felt right, it's an even number and a multiple of ten. And yes, I counted exactly 30 marbles. I counted 30 going on, and I'll count 30 going out. I owned exactly 30 marbles. About my plan to get them out, when the sun rises, I'll go into my shower. I usually manually expell a few. They take a lot of force to shit out, and I couldn't imagine manually shitting out all 30. I give myself a small funnel enema, and let the water flow between the marbles and behind them. After 5 minutes, I easily expell all the marbles and the water. It feels like machine gun fire, but much faster. Sensation is truly amazing. The last few marbles are usually covered with some poo because of my fail safe. My fail safe is my secret weapon to ensure the marbles don't go beyond my colon. It's been 7 hours and 28 minutes since my last bowel movement, so I can expect another with the next few hours. My fail safe is a wall of shit a safe distance behind my colon. After removing the marbles, I usually shit, and do a few more enemas until the water runs clean. I count all of the marbles, and carefully clean them and disinfect them. I also clean my equipment and then I shower. Sometimes I go to work (McDonald's) with 2 or 3 marbles in me. I have no fail safe, so I can't afford to mess around. I remove them when I get home.
>>18534001
Ah thank you, that sounds like a very real danger
>>18534022
How would I die?

>>18534052
>a few marbles up the butt
>a few marbles
>a few

30 nigga, 30 marbles, not a few.

Kys ya wacko

>>18534062
If you tried it, you'd see how fun it is. I'm just trying to say that it's not as degenerate by comparison

>>18533993
Also, I can't find any small string anal beads on Amazon.

>>18534052
this is how you get hemorrhoids

>>18534070
>i-its not that degenerate I swear guys

>>18534001
this.

OP, from now on ONLY put stuff in your ass that was made to go there. Fucking up your insides is not worth it

>>18535075
It really isn't

>>18535109
>t. OP
I've seen threads about people that have gotten their dick stuck in live cats. I know there's worse, but it's still really fucking degenerate to put thirty fucking marbles up your ass

I don't understand why you'd want to stretch out your ass. As to why you can't find more porn of it because yeah, they may abuse themselves every now and then for money but even they're not willing to break the goods over your fetish anon. Darwinism is at work here.

>>18533857
This might be relevant to your interests.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22033767/

>>18534070
Just because you're not at the very bottom of the ocean doesn't mean you aren't in deep. You're not at thermal vent crab level, but you're definitely at like giant squid level.

>>18535137
First of all, it isn't stretching out the anus because they are small marbles, inserted one at a time. Second of all you missed the point of my posts. You haven't explained how it would "break the goods at all". It literally isn't dangerous. And then you add in that bit about Darwinism, like the icing to a cake that doesn't exist. You're the most retarded kind of person.

"X isn't dangerous and here is why:
(Point 1)
(Point 2)
(Point 3)
Why can't I find porn of this. It literally isn't dangerous. Are people just afraid?"

"Hahahaha (completely ignores common sense)
The reason you can't find porn of X is because X is dangerous and they are not willing to break the goods. (Doesn't address any of the points). Darwinism hahaha, amirite guys?"

Fuck off retard

>>18535870
Dude if your so certain about shoving marbles up your ass why would you ask us if it's safe?

>>18535882
I'm asking for anything I haven't accounted for

>>18535447
Thank you, that entire thread made me excited. I'm am now determined to go beyond my limits. I will try harder on Friday.
>>18535118
Explain what is so degenerate about it

when i was 13 or so i put a bearing ball up my ass and got scared when i couldnt force it back out because there was nothing behind it to push

I like that OP put marbles up his ass first, and asked questions later.

>>18534052

>even number and a multiple of ten

>>18535870
But anon you think shoving marbles up your ass is common sense. Normal people don't get this obsession. Seek a doctor.

>>18536123
Yeah that's literally autism. Real men shove odd numbers of marbles up their ass.

Shove a prime number of marbles up your ass or you're a fucking pussy, OP.

The health risk is getting one stuck past the bend.

>>18536220
He just needs one more!