Penis anxiety

Get a hardon and whip it out to show everyone you are average.

Try making your dick bigger

B-brandon?

>>18529396
how did they even find out your size?

whipping it out while hard does sound like a good scenario..

Im new to this, but in the locker room... obviously soft.

>>18529416
It will also make them uncomfortable about talking about it so really it is twice the solution.

>>18529429
yeah yeah, good call. Idk when I would do that or how I would get in that sort of scenario, but I would just like people not talking about my junk. Although, people say there is no such thing as bad publicity...

>>18529423
yeah just have sex with one of them while drunk
or
send one of them a dick pic

>>18529468
Yeah, having sex with one of them while drunk would work. I am not too fond of the dick pic though. I might just have to pull off a spongebob and yell that, "im average and im (somewhat) proud." haha

>>18529396
You're a grow-er, not a show-er, get over it. 6 inches is "average", at least you don't have a micro peen. Focus on something, like actually getting laid, put that 6" to work.

>>18529490
Thank you, will do. SPS is shitty but youre right.

oh shut the fuck up faggot, mine is 5 inches. i slap your fuckin ass when i see you crying little bitch

They don't do it because of ur dick, but because ur a pussy, stand up for yourself

>>18529396
six inch when hard is actualy quite normal / high concidering that the average across studies is 4.7 to 6.3 inches
2.7 when soft might be a bit small/normal if we take that the average across studies is 2.8 to 3.9 inch
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647.php

the discussion is either
A. "wait that hunk has a micropenis"
or
B. "i wouldn't have expected anything else from that pussy"
try to figure out if it's A or B if A do nothing, it will blow over, if B start becoming better, lift, learn how to be a smoother talker etc.


my advice is to solve the problem of the length itself is to find something casualy sexy and think about that while in the lockerroom
>>>/e/ is calling

>>18529483
send the dick pic by 'accident'

>>18530335
What would standing up for myself entail? I don't mind conflict but I feel as if I would have to end up fighting someone to gain respect... which if it comes down to it yeah I'll do that.