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my roommate keeps stealing my shit.
say I put milk in the fridge. Fresh milk. He will always drink it.
It's really fucking bizarre because this is even when he has his own milk. Same with cooking ingredients like red pepper, olive oil, etc.
what's his deal?
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Get a minifridge and keep it in your room.
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>>18529102
Ask him to stop
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>>18529102
Let some milk go sour and put it in a fresh container.
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Jerk off in the milk and stir it up pretty good. Then never say anything about it and continue to do this. Now you have the upper hand on him.
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>>18529168
I second this but would like to add if you'r too busy to rub one out into it piss is also okay if you throw some cream in to level it back out
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>>18529102
Ask him to stop.
Then poison him.
When he gets sick, he can't acknowledge that it was your food, otherwise he'll admit to stealing.
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>>18529102
Laxatives, my friend. Load the milk up with liquid laxatives. When he's locked in the bathroom sitting his brains out, ask him how your milk tasted.
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>>18529538
>ask him how your milk tasted
That's an excellent plan if you want violent or legal retaliation. This isn't television. Take your victory without smugness.
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