Im a solid 8.5 and have no trouble getting bitches. But for the life of me i just cant come up with a way to request it without bursting into laughter.
should i just say it? guide her hand to my dick?
>put it in your mouth, slut
Boom, you are now getting a blowjob
I just kiss them until they grab my dick. Doesn't take very long. Slowly take off their clothes if the girl have autism. 9/10 british chicks have mild aspergers.
>>18522066
I cant say that with a straight face, id sound like a fucking retatd
>>18522062
>>18522072
hahah I used to have this problem when I was younger, but both me and the girl would laugh, and then she'd suck my cock. Just say goofy shit, laugh at it, and then she'll do it. I don't ask anymore, I just wait until the girl is rubbing me and I guide her head down. Women understand what it means when you push their head ever so gently towards your dick.
>>18522062
Say "hey you" *point finger at them*
"Give me sucky sucky!"
>>18522062
"ravioli, ravioli, suck on my cannelloni"
works every time
>>18522200
this. dubs confirm it.