I have a bunch of weird red bumps in and around my buttcrack.

I see that a lot with fat girls who exclusively fuck black guys

Sounds like AIDS to me

>>18520707
Wash your ass more. Sounds like all of the oil is from your torso is culminating around your butt and causing pore blockage.

Do you spend a lot of time sitting? Like at work or school? And then again when you get home?

ammonium lactate lotion.

>>18520710
you should reconsider your life if you see fat coal burner asses frequently.

op, it's possible that you have keratosis pilaris (do you have bumpy upper arms and are generally prone to get pimples?).

>>18521010
OP here, yes, I do have keratosis pilaris. I didn't realize it was related.

>>18520707

Nice ass op

>>18521027
i have it too, mainly on my upper arms, but it's a condition that effects your whole skin. in some sreas it's just more prominent. sadly, the only thing that helps a bit with it is hydrating propperly from the inside and the outside, iow, drinking enough water and making sure you use ph friendly washing lotion and rehydrate again after showering. it might also help to take a good look at what fabric your underwear is made of. cotton is best and your clothes shouldn't be too tight. also give bha and aha a try. especially bha is known to work well for keratosis, although i personally see better results with aha's.